# Countdown to ChiDope Drunken Debauchery - August 25th **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815 "2001-08-11T16:55:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/121 "2001-08-22T15:59:38Z")
> [@](#): > > We can leave the sign on the table so even if we are under it, the uninitated Dopers can find us. Oh, and I forgot, I have a pair of knee pads from softball that someone can borrow if they’ll feel the [sub]k[/sub]need. 😛 What are we on now? Like 8 or 9 pages of nothing but innuendos and plans? Truly, this will be historic. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/122 "2001-08-22T16:08:07Z")
I am headed out now to pick a Blackwatch kilt (They didn’t have Clan Douglas tartan in stock). I expect Liederhosen, **think**. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/123 "2001-08-22T16:12:59Z")
I had planned on bringing a camera as well. And, since I have friends that work in photo labs, I can get even the risque ones developed. [sub]Hehehehehehe[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/124 "2001-08-22T17:00:01Z")
You want to ride the **E**? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/125 "2001-08-22T17:06:09Z")
Coupla’ things: [_] **Super** , it’s an El = E-L. Elevated train. Not an E! But whatever. :)[_] **UB** : the _hosen_ are in Dayton, at my parnets house, about 180 miles from here and a bit of a detour. :([_] **Porc** : I don’t believe for one second that you don’t have the stuff for an orgy.:D[_] **Bunny** & **Super** , don’t forget your Neosporin. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/126 "2001-08-22T17:11:17Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* \*\*Coupla’ things: [li] **Super** , it’s an El = E-L. Elevated train. Not an E! But whatever. **Bunny** & **Super** , don’t forget your Neosporin. \*\*[/li][/QUOTE] I’m aware of that. I’ve seen _The Fugitive_. They have a whole conversation about the elevated trains in Chicago, [Elvis]Thank yew…thankyewvuramuch[/Elvis]. And of course I’ll remember the Neosporin. **BunnyGirl** , you can borrow mine, if ya let me rub it in for ya…😉 **ts** Then again, maybe I’m talking about riding one of the lovely female hosts on E! Entertainment Network. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/127 "2001-08-22T17:35:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > And of course I’ll remember the Neosporin. **BunnyGirl** , you can borrow mine, if ya let me rub it in for ya…😉 Be gentle, its my first time [sub]getting my belly button pierced.[/sub]. 😛 **ts** , I’m going out to buy some anti-bacterial soap tonight and bringing a little cup of kosher salt with me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/128 "2001-08-22T17:41:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\* > **ts** , I’m going out to buy some anti-bacterial soap tonight and bringing a little cup of kosher salt with me. 😃 \*\* Kosher salt? Is this some sort of Michigonian ritual? Was Moses passing through Ann Arbor on his way to the promised land? Are you telling me that he REALLY parted Lake Michigan? Damn. I need to read the bible more. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/129 "2001-08-22T18:00:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > > \*\* > > **ts** , I’m going out to buy some anti-bacterial soap tonight and bringing a little cup of kosher salt with me. 😃 \*\* > > Kosher salt? Is this some sort of Michigonian ritual? Was Moses passing through Ann Arbor on his way to the promised land? Are you telling me that he REALLY parted Lake Michigan? Damn. I need to read the bible more. \*\* Silly, kosher salt is just un-iodized salt, similar to sea salt, which they recommend using on a new piercing to help keep it clean. I don’t know about Moses, but I thought everyone knew that Michigan was God’s Country and that He’s a Spartan. :sigh: Still fighting ignorance…sheesh! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/130 "2001-08-22T18:47:54Z")
Damn, I thought the salt was for the Margaritas in **Bunny** ’s room at the House of Ill Repute. [sub]though I actually like my Margaritas without salt[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/131 "2001-08-22T18:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\*Damn, I thought the salt was for the Margaritas in **Bunny** ’s room at the House of Ill Repute. [sub]though I actually like my Margaritas without salt[/sub] \*\* Mmmmm…margaritas! I like lots of salt. Although we could also use the salt for tequila shooters too. Should I bring limes? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/132 "2001-08-22T18:54:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > [B > > I don’t know about Moses, but I thought everyone knew that Michigan was God’s Country and that He’s a Spartan. :sigh: Still fighting ignorance…sheesh! 😉 \*\* Hmmmm…I’d always heard that He was a Wolverine fan. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/133 "2001-08-22T18:57:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > > [B > > > > I don’t know about Moses, but I thought everyone knew that Michigan was God’s Country and that He’s a Spartan. :sigh: Still fighting ignorance…sheesh! 😉 \*\* > > Hmmmm…I’d always heard that He was a Wolverine fan. \*\* Watch yer back, man. That’s all I’ve got to say. Watch yer back. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/134 "2001-08-22T18:58:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > Although we could also use the salt for tequila shooters too. Should I bring limes? \*\* I’ve been known to drink tequila at dopefests… Hell, I’ve been known to drink 7 shots of tequila followed by some champagne at dopefests… ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/135 "2001-08-22T19:03:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > > Although we could also use the salt for tequila shooters too. Should I bring limes? \*\* > > I’ve been known to drink tequila at dopefests… Hell, I’ve been known to drink 7 shots of tequila followed by some champagne at dopefests… \*\* **porc’s** on my team! **porc’s** on my team! Let the games begin! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/136 "2001-08-22T19:09:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > \*\* > **porc’s** on my team! **porc’s** on my team! Let the games begin! \*\* Alright! Guys against girls. Shirts against skins. And we got shirts. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/137 "2001-08-22T19:09:21Z")
Kilt acquired. Blackwatch. Looks good with black “BITE ME” shirt. Saints preserve us. * * * “A man in a kilt is a man and a half.” ~ Scottish General Sir Colin Campbell ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/138 "2001-08-22T19:32:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > **Kilt acquired. Blackwatch. Looks good with black “BITE ME” shirt. Saints preserve us.** AWESOME! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/139 "2001-08-22T19:34:14Z")
You aren’t planning on wearing a kilt, much less one in the tartan of a regiment of the British Army, in an Irish bar, are you? Is this your first time in Chicago? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815/140 "2001-08-22T19:36:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\*You aren’t planning on wearing a kilt, much less one in the tartan of a regiment of the British Army, in an Irish bar, are you? Is this your first time in Chicago? :eek: \*\* He’s a bold, bold, man **drop**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-drunken-debauchery-august-25th/75815.md?page=8)