# Countdown to ChiDope – Sex Toys, Booze, and Trivia Games - April 5th and 6th

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 14, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356 "2002-03-14T22:57:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/301 "2002-04-04T17:55:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> \*\*He gave me a special present to give to you. It’s in my pocket right now. \*\*

Yes, I know. He told me, and I know what it is. And you had BETTER take good care of it. Raar! 😃

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/302 "2002-04-04T18:10:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*  
> \*\*Are kilts becoming the official menswear of Dopefests …?  
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God, I hope so. There ain’t nothing wrong with the world that **more men in kilts** won’t cure!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/303 "2002-04-04T18:18:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*God, I hope so. There ain’t nothing wrong with the world that **more men in kilts** won’t cure! \*\*

Oh, preach it, sister!

My first encounter with men in kilts was at NYC. I want to have LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS more encounters with men in kilts.

Oh my.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/304 "2002-04-04T18:52:30Z")

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> _Originally posted by Tattva \*  
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> Does he, or does he not have a **w** in his name? I can’t keep it straight!_\*

He does, though everyone forgets it. Well, everyone except magdalene and she forgets the numbers at the end.  
She never was that good at math. 🙂

Also, technically, it’s EnderW25, however because the terrorists have already won, my name got demoted.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/305 "2002-04-04T18:59:18Z")

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With all these people dropping like flies, perhaps there will be a nametag available for moi. I’m coming. Gotta a train ticket, a bed, and got on the phone list.

All I gotta do is pack.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/306 "2002-04-04T19:02:13Z")

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Just keep your damn Favre loving at home…you mime.

j

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/307 "2002-04-04T19:06:48Z")

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Yay! I get to see Cranky again!😃

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**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/308 "2002-04-04T19:08:05Z")

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> Originally posted by lno  
> He gave me a special present to give to you. It’s in my pocket right now.
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> > \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> > \*\*Yes, I know. He told me, and I know what it is. And you had BETTER take good care of it. Raar! 😃 \*\*

I hope it’s not a kitten.

From now on, I promise to remember the **w**. I think it stands for **w** acky.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/309 "2002-04-04T19:18:52Z")

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> \*\*Tattva \*\*  
> From now on, I promise to remember the **w**. I think it stands for **w** acky.

W = Wiggin. [Say Anything]He’s wiggin’, whu-whu-wiggin. Wiggin’ every day and wiggin every night… [/SA]

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/310 "2002-04-04T19:34:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \*  
> **…please check the list and see if I missed anyone.**

\<ahem\> That’s the last time I invite you and your intended over to MY place for White Castle, missy. 😃

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/311 "2002-04-04T19:39:45Z")

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… and you’d better all sign the notebook the magnificent **lno** ’s bringing for me, so I can join in in my lives-in-a-whole-nother-country way.

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/312 "2002-04-04T19:41:56Z")

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I just wanted to point out that I’ll still be Chi-Doping like a motherfucker this weekend. (Can you say motherfucker in MPSIMS?) I’m goosing at The Goose on Friday, viewing art on Saturday morning, drinking at Timmy’s (and other places) on Saturday night, and jarby-ing at **jarby** ’s on Sunday morning. If only there were an ocean for me to build a sandcastle on…

Looking forward to seeing you all, but not as much as you’re all looking forward to seeing me. Everybody loves **JoeyHemlock**.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/313 "2002-04-04T19:58:20Z")

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**A Proposal** (no, not that kind)

I think we need a DoperBabe committe to ensure that the DoperGuysInKilts are wearing them in the _traditional_ manner. I think, at a minimum, **Geobabe** , **Persephone** , and I need to be on this committee.

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/314 "2002-04-04T20:13:25Z")

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Hrrm well I’ll be seeing you kiddlets tomarrow. Its time for me to catch my flight (WHOOT I"M GETTING OUT OF TEXAS!).

I’ll probably be hanging out in the embassy suit’s bar friday afternoon waiting for people to show up. Just look for the white guy in the grey fedora either reading or getting work done.

Take it easy folks, and have a safe trip.

And if I die on the plane… you guys can have a battle royal for my stuff.

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**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/315 "2002-04-04T20:52:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*  
> \*\ ***A Proposal** (no, not that kind)
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> I think we need a DoperBabe committe to ensure that the DoperGuysInKilts are wearing them in the _traditional_ manner. I think, at a minimum, **Geobabe** , **Persephone** , and I need to be on this committee. \*\*

Just checking in in case you need volunteers…

It’s the least I could do.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/316 "2002-04-04T21:06:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sophie \*  
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> Just checking in in case you need volunteers…
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> It’s the least I could do. \*\*

It’s good to see that you’re feeling well enough for Kilt Checking duty.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/317 "2002-04-04T21:22:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sophie \*  
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> Just checking in in case you need volunteers…
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> It’s the least I could do. \*\*

Definitely, **Sophie**. After all, we need quality control. These things needs to be checked and re-checked.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/318 "2002-04-04T22:38:28Z")

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So I just found that **FairyChatMoose** has made it to my place fresh off of her recent expedition to the Farrell’s Dopefest in San Diego (courtesy of **scout** ).

So people will have to pose for photos with her and enter a note in her diary to take back home to Florida and **FairyChatMom**.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/319 "2002-04-04T23:24:03Z")

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Yippee-skippee! Another party by proxy!  
Thanks again, **Shibb**!!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-chidope-sex-toys-booze-and-trivia-games-april-5th-and-6th/98356/320 "2002-04-04T23:29:17Z")

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Off to Quix’s (assuming I don’t discover I forgot anything in, like, Maryland).

GodIhopeIdon’tforgetanythingohmyfuckingGodthatwouldsucksobad.

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