# Countdown to the States!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217 "2000-08-13T22:03:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/61 "2000-08-17T18:45:37Z")
Absolutely right, **Kim**. And kudos on the multiple-entendre “sink”. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/62 "2000-08-17T18:56:33Z")
Well, I’ll just be hiding over here if anyone needs me. At least until Southern negotiates those taming terms. _shudders_ ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/63 "2000-08-17T19:02:14Z")
Oh **Falcon** , I stated that I’d be _willing_ to negotiate the terms of your taming. I don’t usually negotiate. I take 'em straight to surrender. Which, in our case, _would_ save time… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/64 "2000-08-17T19:06:40Z")
Whereas I take those women I tame to orgasmic heights astofore unyet achieved by them. Then they do my bidding like meek handservants… 19 Hours!!! ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/65 "2000-08-17T19:14:06Z")
Ahha, the **Chief** weighs in. They’re just like linoleum chief, just like linoleum… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/66 "2000-08-17T19:35:17Z")
Hmmmm…surrender vs. orgasmic heights. Decisions, decisions. Sorry Southern…I gotta go with the Chief on this one. _slides over to ChiefScott_ So…wanna tame a Falcon, hon? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/67 "2000-08-17T19:42:24Z")
This is exactly how my day has gone. **Falcon** chooses the swabbie that’s still out to lunch… er sea. In another thread I recommended “rear-entry sex” as a great activity for a date only to have **CrankyAsAnOldMan** swoon over someone else’s use of the phrase. The clincher was lunch. I met a lovely lady for lunch and all she wanted was to eat – a sandwich! It’s just one of those days… one of those days… sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/68 "2000-08-17T19:49:06Z")
Well Southern…_looks around a little bit_ Who says we can’t have fun until Chief gets back? After all…lot we can do in 19 hours… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/69 "2000-08-17T19:57:16Z")
Hi CheifScott! Am I stupid if I ask what the first thing you’ll do when you have left the ship? I mean you can’t grab the first women you see, or… ---
**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/70 "2000-08-17T19:59:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Whereas I take those women I tame to orgasmic heights astofore unyet achieved by them. Then they do my bidding like meek handservants… > > 19 Hours!!! \*\* God DAMMIT, I love Navy guys. Didja see me Chief? Red head? D cups? That was me. That was also my 3 year old in the car behind me. I think I’ll go now. (sigh) ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/71 "2000-08-17T20:03:29Z")
**Anniz** , The **Chief** and his mates have been out to sea for quite a while. I would recommend that ANYONE with long hair and a round butt stay away from the docks – just in case. **Falcon** ’s getting quite fickle. First she flushed me for a guy surrounded by 1,000 other men, THEN she winks seductively at me and reminds me that her sailor is still out of reach. That’s OK, being the pilot type, I never did understand what women saw in sailors. 😉 Now ya gotta beg. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/72 "2000-08-17T20:16:46Z")
**Southern** , I’ve always made my women grovel. That way when I acquiesce, they’re already on their knees ready to get to work. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/73 "2000-08-17T20:17:24Z")
_kneels_ Please forgive me, **Southern**? I never meant to hurt you…_bats eyelashes_ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/74 "2000-08-17T20:18:56Z")
Or…you know there’s no reason BOTH of you couldn’t try to tame me. Inter-service partnership and all that. _grins_ (Yep, I’m bad.) ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/75 "2000-08-17T20:26:11Z")
Damn **Falcon** , Now I’m left wondering if you read the **Chief** ’s last post or if it is a beautifully coincidental simul-post. ooo… All this thinking is making my head hurt… But I sure like the way you think! 😉 (Sorry about that, Chief.) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/76 "2000-08-17T20:27:39Z")
I thought falcon’s were supposed to be tough to tame! Gotta re-evaluate my definition of submissive yet again! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/77 "2000-08-17T20:32:53Z")
Southern - I swear to the Goddess it was a simulpost. And then I laughed my ASS off. And Chiefy hon? I said TRY to tame me. Y’all haven’t succeeded yet. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/78 "2000-08-17T20:37:43Z")
You’re right, **Chief**. Guys love it when girls kiss our ass – because we can turn around _real fast_! She’ll tame, chief. All of them will. With some it’s natural, with others it takes rewards, and with the rest it takes punishment. **Falcon** might actually fall into several categories. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/79 "2000-08-17T20:43:28Z")
_smiles slowly_ We’ll just have to find out now, won’t we, Southern and Chief? So have you two joined forces? _winks_ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217/80 "2000-08-17T20:44:15Z")
Here’s the tie-breaker. We both tell her to bring us a beer. Whoever gets served first gets serviced! **Falc** , I need a beer. ::Smacks Birdie on the bum:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/countdown-to-the-states/29217.md?page=5)