"Countries have names - should they also have surnames?" - and other confounding questions...

[Kimballkid]

@Charlie_Wayne

(such like John the Butcher vs. John the Tailor vs. John the Cleaner),

But you fuck just one goat.

[AskNott]

Well, there’s Iran Howard, and Mali Hatchett. A lot of people in Myanmar still call it Burma, and Burma’s surname is Shave. You can’t forget Israel Bond, or India Arie.

Where do babies come from?

From Babylon, of course!