The only thing left for total irony overload is for one of the couple to be incapacitated and the other to then be denied the right to make medical decisions on the basis that they are not a family member.
Hey, you didn’t see me complaining when we had to be “bride” and “groom” in Portland. (We flipped a coin.)
It’s the colour of hope, cherie!
Can those of us who aren’t married get a non-marriage certificate? I want a certificate stating my civil status!