# Cover songs that should exist, but don't.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 17, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559 "2013-01-17T22:55:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![carlb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carlb/32/5930_2.png) [@carlb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlb)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/1 "2013-01-17T22:55:41Z")

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I’ve never been able to convince anyone in the real world of the genius of this idea, but I have always thought that Aerosmith, particularly _Permanent Vacation_-era Aerosmith, should have, somewhere along the way, covered Dion’s _Runaround Sue_. I can’t hear all of the instrumentation in my head, but I can clearly hear Steven Tyler’s voice on the vocals. Work with me here. In particular, imagine the last line of the bridge:

> [@](#):
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> Now, people let me put you wise  
> Sue goes out with other guys.

Can’t you hear that patented Steven Tyler scream at the tail end of that line?

I suspect that the window of opportunity has passed for this. So, put on your record producer hats. What songs _should_ get covered that haven’t been yet (or haven’t been done by the “proper” artist).

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/2 "2013-01-17T23:40:27Z")

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This cover might well have been done at some point, if not in recorded form then maybe informally at a concert:

I always thought Tina Turner would rock a cover of _Bitch_ by The Rolling Stones.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/3 "2013-01-17T23:49:14Z")

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I was always waiting to hear that Axl Rose covered Janis Joplin’s _Another Piece of my Heart_ - Take another little piece of my heart baby whoa-ooo-whoa yeah!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/4 "2013-01-18T00:53:15Z")

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Ray Charles - Bad Bad Leroy Brown (originally by Jim Croce)  
Melissa Etheridge - Loving Touching Squeezing (originally by Journey)  
Prince - 96 Tears (originally by ? and the Mysterians)

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/5 "2013-01-18T00:57:25Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Prince - 96 Tears (originally by ? and the Mysterians)

Inspired.

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**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/6 "2013-01-18T03:39:24Z")

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In an old review of a Del Shannon CD comp, the author said he wished Marvin Gaye or Otis Redding had got the chance to cover “Runaway”.

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/7 "2013-01-18T04:31:03Z")

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I just came in here say that we won’t be able to say “Samual L Jackson doing a Taylor Swift cover song.”  
Because that now exists! [- YouTube](http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xP2cIz57Ggw)

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/8 "2013-01-18T04:58:54Z")

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Culture Club, after “Kissing to Be Clever” and before the other one, should have covered Son of a Preacher Man.

Taylor Swift should cover Mission San Miguel. That’d be nice.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/9 "2013-01-18T05:18:19Z")

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Has Elvis Costello covered any Warren Zevon songs? If not, there any number of them he could do.

Also, did Joe Cocker ever cover Elton John’s “Take Me to the Pilot”? That always sounded like that should be a Cocker song.

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**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/10 "2013-01-18T07:18:39Z")

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As far as I know Nick Cave has never covered “Death of a Clown” by the Kinks, and this ought to be rectified immediately.

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**Author:** ![gladtobeblazed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@gladtobeblazed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gladtobeblazed)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/11 "2013-01-18T09:38:49Z")

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_I Heard It Through the Grapevine_ should have been covered by Black Sabbath. It could have been awesome.

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/12 "2013-01-18T09:54:17Z")

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I’ve said it before: Bob Dylan needs to record “Stuck in the Middle With You”.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/13 "2013-01-18T09:55:12Z")

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The Rolling Stones should have covered Like a Rolling Stone.

Just because.

Also, Joe Cocker and Every Single Beatles Song Ever. He’s done a bunch of them, and always does them well. At the very least, he needs to release a whole album composed only of Beatles covers.

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/14 "2013-01-18T10:10:08Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> The Rolling Stones should have covered Like a Rolling Stone.
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> Just because.

[You’re a little late to the party.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRYokc3VBC4)

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/15 "2013-01-18T10:26:40Z")

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Oh, wow. Awesome!

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/16 "2013-01-18T11:39:13Z")

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A punk version of “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” by Culture Club.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/17 "2013-01-18T12:50:42Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](#):
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> A punk version of “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” by Culture Club.

The Violent Femmes did a cover of that one. They’re more acousti-punk though.

I’d love to hear a James Brown backed with a gospel choir version of The Dream Academy’s “Life in a Northern Town”. That’d be great to hear some soul in that song.

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**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/18 "2013-01-18T13:50:10Z")

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Cee-Lo Green should cover “Crazy.” I mean the one by Seal.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/19 "2013-01-18T14:09:27Z")

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Ben Folds Five should have covered “Evil Woman” by ELO.

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**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cover-songs-that-should-exist-but-dont/647559/20 "2013-01-19T01:44:42Z")

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I’d like to hear Blues Traveler do “And When I Die” from Blood,Sweat & Tears

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