# Covering bruised eyes from crying?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 23, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096 "2012-06-23T19:43:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/21 "2012-06-26T14:55:08Z")

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> [@Electric\_Warrior](#):
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> Was that really necessary?

Fuck yeah it was.

> [@purple\_haze](#):
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> Why were you crying so hard?

Come on now…

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**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/22 "2012-07-07T16:32:19Z")

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**Ferret Herder** , I made it to Sephora and I am pretty sure that concealer was made by NASA. I saved myself $9 and went for the Sephora brand, though, and it seems to be working very well. No more freckle 'stache!

The date sucked, by the way.

edit: But at least I got a free meal.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/23 "2012-07-07T16:47:47Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I recently pulled half my hair out in clumps while curled in a fetal position in my shower. Can someone recommend a stylish hat suitable for a formal occasion (a charity auction; I’m being “auctioned off” for a date, with the money going to aid harelipped war orphans) and something that will take green mildew stains off skin but is gentle enough to use on your face? TIA.

A beret is always in style!

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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/24 "2012-07-07T16:55:05Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> And yeah, Urban Decay is an “edgy” makeup line, but it doesn’t test on animals and their De-Slick in a Tube is awesome for shine control. (I’m slightly embarrassed at having the purple tube with silver dagger/stars/butterflies decoration on it, though.)

Sorry to hijack, but I’ve never tried that stuff and I wondered if it really worked. I have God-awful oily skin, and I have a primer from Avon that I like but my Avon lady seems to have disappeared.

**Farmer Jane** , I’m sorry your date sucked, and I hope whatever made you cry is better now.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/25 "2012-07-07T17:31:12Z")

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> [@Dr.Girlfriend](#):
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> I have a primer from Avon that I like but my Avon lady seems to have disappeared.

That Avon concealer really works, huh?!

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/26 "2012-07-07T17:44:22Z")

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> [@Electric\_Warrior](#):
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> Was that really necessary?

Yes.

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**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/27 "2012-07-07T18:42:35Z")

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Season two is starting already?

I thought the CitizenPained telenovela was cancelled last year? I guess the ratings were good enough after all.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/28 "2012-07-07T18:49:40Z")

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Same show, different name?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/29 "2012-07-07T22:38:32Z")

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> [@Farmer\_Jane](#):
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> **Ferret Herder** , I made it to Sephora and I am pretty sure that concealer was made by NASA. I saved myself $9 and went for the Sephora brand, though, and it seems to be working very well. No more freckle 'stache!

Awesome, glad to hear you found something! What’s the name of the Sephora stuff you got?

**Dr. Girlfriend** , I think the De-Slick In a Tube is really decent. You only need a fairly small amount, and it dries pretty quickly and matte. I have a somewhat oily nose, and this takes care of it for most of the day; later in the day I might have to use a blotting paper or something depending on the conditions.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-bruised-eyes-from-crying/626096/30 "2012-07-07T22:40:19Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> That Avon concealer really works, huh?!

_snerk_

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