# Covering the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 8, 2017, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113 "2017-05-08T04:36:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/41 "2017-05-09T00:20:34Z")

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I worked. I got my performance review. I meet expectations.😃

Bummer about **Sis** , **Mooommmm**.

{{{{ **Midget** }}}}

Not eat? Are you supposed to just absorb nutrients through your skin, **Sunny**?:dubious:

Cool pic, **Spidey**.

welcome, **marelt**! I don’t mind people in the hospital with me.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/42 "2017-05-09T00:28:48Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I worked. I got my performance review. I meet expectations.😃

Yay!

> [@](#):
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> Not eat? Are you supposed to just absorb nutrients through your skin, **Sunny**?:dubious:

I don’t know. Hopefully tomorrow I’ll get a better answer. Right now I’m living on Gatorade.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/43 "2017-05-09T00:43:46Z")

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I can understand not wanting visitors while in the hospital - it can be exhausting. But to me there’s a difference between that and having someone there in case of, well, anything.

After one of my husband’s surgeries, if I hadn’t been there to nag the nurses, he’d have been mostly ignored because, for some reason, they’d put him in a room away from all other patients and away from the nurses’ station. Poor guy was in serious pain and when I went to find someone, they were just shooting the breeze and were miffed that I expected them to do their job. We have avoided that hospital ever since. But my presence was definitely necessary that time.

I want vacation! Ours isn’t till October. dammit.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/44 "2017-05-09T00:58:23Z")

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Managed not to do much of anything today. Did pay a bill (internet/phone) and eat out twice (still early in the month and money in my pocket) and trying to organize the boys/girls for a tournament in early June (glutton for punishment, I am). I also committed to go to Knoxville 15-18 June for the Section tournament, so I’ll have to keep refereeing some until then.

**Midget,** you may want to throw something at me, but I always post this when floods are reported: [Five feet high and rising - Johnny Cash - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mf-BIZumaA)

**Sunny,** hope solid foods are in your near future.

**doggio,** oh come now, I suspect you exceeded expectations.

**swampy,** thinking about having my bathroom(s) remodeled next year, if so, I’ll be looking for a somewhat loftier perch myself.

**Red,** you got more doen than I’m used to doing in a week! Good on ya!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/45 "2017-05-09T00:58:36Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Spidey** how could you even think I’d go for a terlet so plebian as that! 😛

I thought _for sure_ that you’d want the piece de resistance pull chain & bell.

If only we could find a good [theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI) for ya.

> [@missred](#):
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> **spidey** , while the other twelve photos are displayed for a month each, the cover pic sells them. 🙂

You’re in marketing, aren’t you? 😉

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/46 "2017-05-09T01:19:44Z")

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Hugs, get-well-soons, glad-to-hear-its, and whatever else is needed. Apply as appropriate.

I went to Lowe’s tonight to kill some time and get some ideas for the house. The walls are… sand. A nice, neutral color that goes well with everything and that is so bland that it’s making me nuts. I think cardinal and gold would be an awesome scheme for the bedroom. I read somewhere that your space should inspire you, and nothing inspires me more than [cardinal and gold](http://identity.usc.edu/print/colors/). The rest of the house will be decorated in due course. The sprog wants his room painted black and red because he’s apparently going to open a heavy metal nightclub. Airman, for his part, wants as little to do with this as possible, except that he wants one room - ideally, the dining room - to be black and gold. (The dining room has china cabinets that he thinks will hold his Stillerz memorabilia.)

Everything else is fine.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/47 "2017-05-09T01:22:12Z")

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**MetalMouse,** I hadn’t heard that song before. Thank you for sharing it.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/48 "2017-05-09T02:01:33Z")

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> [@Filbert](#):
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> I’m sure I’ve told this story on the boards before, but, well, I’ve still not forgiven 'em.
> 
> When I was a tiny little seedling we lived near the city of Chester (pop. 70,000 ish). One year, the city decided to run a fundraising Christmas card design contest through local schools, with the 10 winners getting, iirc, £500 (a huge sum to a small child in about '91), £1000 for the school, tea with the mayor, and their card printed up and sold throughout the city.
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> Of course, every school entered, and we spent a happy afternoon scribbling designs featuring city landmarks and various festive designs, and they were duly sent off.
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> Time went on, and a few months later, my family moved Oop North, and I started at a new (tiny!) school. I’d been there a week when the head teacher (we only had two teachers) came into class looking all happy, and announced to the class that she’d just had a nice phone call about the new girl (moi) from Chester Council; apparently they’d just judged their big Christmas card contest, and my design had been announced as one of the winners!!eleven!!
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> She said she’d passed on my new contact details to them. So I went home, and waited for my exciting letter.
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> And waited.  
> And waited.  
> It was pretty much Christmas before I realised that it wasn’t going to come. I guess they decided that as I didn’t live in the area when judging took place, I was disqualified. I mean, I suppose it’s fair enough that the city council weren’t going to give money to an out of area school, but it didn’t occur to anyone to check this _before_ phoning a school that was clearly in another county and telling them that one of their 8 year old pupils had just won more money than they’d ever seen in their life…?
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> It didn’t occur to any of them that, having told said 8 year old that they were going to get something amazingly awesome, that they should probably get in touch, apologise and, maybe y’know, give 'em a book token or something to make up for the mistake?
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> I was freakin’ 8, the difference between £500 and £5 was pretty much abstract at that point, neither was a sum I was accustomed to dealing with. My income was 50p a week at the time.
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> I’ve not bothered entering an art contest since.

Just wrong. I would still be mad about it.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/49 "2017-05-09T02:21:42Z")

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Okay. All read up. Terlet shopping?? You must be so excited **Swampy**!

Hope the water recedes soonest \*\*Midget \*\*. Glad your Mom is better **Baker**. Hoping you are on the mend all you sickies. **Sunny** and I can’t remember if there was another. Feel better all.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/50 "2017-05-09T02:34:17Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Pre-hijack question(s) of the week:  
> What did you ever win an award for, especially artistic work?  
> Did you ever win something but want a lesser prize more?

Not counting things like shooting or racing awards (those are more sports) I did win a few poetry awards back in college. There were a couple where I would have just as well had second place or another lesser prize. In some first got you a small check and a maybe publishing of future work at really cheap amounts of money. Second was often a much better check but only that particular work got printed. Heck – I was a broke-ass college student with no plans of becoming a writer. I would have rather had the cash or check.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/51 "2017-05-09T02:35:58Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> The floods are worse now. A whole area near my family’s house is flooded.
> 
> I live in a different (non-flooded) area now, but I’m still worried about my family.

Hugs your way kiddo and I join you in worrying for a while.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/52 "2017-05-09T10:22:18Z")

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It was _FORTY-TWO-FREEKIN’-DEGREES_ when I drove in this morning. It’s May 9, fercryinoutloud!!! I awoke to the sound of the furnace running! Sheesh… They’re promising 70s next week. We shall see.

Other than that, just another day in paradise. I’m hoping to finish all the drawing for the throttle quadrant today, plus I have a pile of corrections to make that will soon become a generic drawing, since it’s an electronics cabinet that we do over and over again. Up till now, it gets rolled over and renumbered, which makes no sense at all. I’ve also got another set of drawings for another engineer. I shall be fully occupied for the rest of the week.

Onward into the day! Happy Tuesday!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/53 "2017-05-09T10:28:49Z")

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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to work.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/54 "2017-05-09T11:11:53Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 54 Amurrkin out and clear with a predicted high of 89 and N.O.S. for the day. Perfect weather for terlet shoppin’! 😃 That is the big plan for the day. I intend to find one at a fairly reasonable cost includin’ installation. I consider this to be one of those times my best tool is my bank account. I know I want it to be white and a high boy. Reckon it’ll be OK to sit on the floor models to determine if it’s a comfy height?

OK, I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. Then purtification must commence. I suppose khaki shorts, a pullover shirt, and sneaks are the appropriate attire for terlet shoppin’. Just seems to me this is more of a casual adventure.

Happy Tuesday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/55 "2017-05-09T11:33:05Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I worked. I got my performance review. I meet expectations.😃

♪[Meeting expectations.](https://youtu.be/3flv5nWZgII)♫ ;)😃

I’m beginning to formulate a plan for What I Want Out of Life. I think I’m going to focus on temping for a while to get some more look-good work experience. Yesterday I was looking at some freelancing sites and getting ideas in that direction as well.

Right now, though, I need to commence caffienation.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/56 "2017-05-09T12:26:44Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Reckon it’ll be OK to sit on the floor models to determine if it’s a comfy height?

At our Lowe’s, most of the terlits are on a shelf above head level, with the boxed commodes on the floor beneath. Good luck finding models you can test drive!!

Yes, I’m avoiding work. This throttle quadrant is a bastard of a drawing. It’s up to 4 pages and I haven’t gotten to the hard stuff yet. Me no happy today. 😛

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/57 "2017-05-09T12:58:03Z")

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Happy Toosday!

The sun is shining but it’s cold outside, 43 degrees with a high of 60 predicted for the day. It went down into the 30s last night BRRRRRRRR!

Cat annoyed the hell out of me when I first woke up but he is sleeping now. The minute my eyes are open he is there begging for treats. I think I could handle it better if he was begging for attention, but it’s all about the treats.  
The dog is still sleeping, he didn’t wake up when I tiptoed past him to the powder room. Of course the kid is still sleeping, he stays up all night and sleeps all day.

Finally got the dog to eat something late last night, a hot dog. There is no figuring what he will or won’t eat on any given day.

**Doggio** I think you deserve an ‘exceeds expectations’ and if they aren’t going to appreciate you then you need to move on to somebody who does.

Nothing special to do today.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/58 "2017-05-09T13:37:51Z")

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The floodwaters may start receding soon, but it’s been said it may be the end of the month, or the beginning of June, before all the water’s back in the river where it belongs. Though many homes and businesses will have a lot of damage, including a grocery store my family really likes that may be closed forever now.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/59 "2017-05-09T13:49:46Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Reckon it’ll be OK to sit on the floor models to determine if it’s a comfy height?

Don’t forget your papers iffn you want to try it out right - both news & toilet. :eek: 😃

Oh, & pro tip, since they’re not actually hooked up to water, they may not do much when you flush. :o

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2017, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/60 "2017-05-09T14:57:55Z")

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**Blurf** I want the full report on this here terlet shopping.

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