# Covering the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 8, 2017, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113 "2017-05-08T04:36:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/121 "2017-05-11T01:03:09Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> I shall sleep with Ben tonight for sure. Stoopid sinuses.

You are Episcopalian. Sleep with Jack Daniels, he works better.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/122 "2017-05-11T01:05:02Z")

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Blurf!

Hugs to all in need or who just want one.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/123 "2017-05-11T01:55:27Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Same here. It doesn’t matter what, some pets become family and more important to us than some people we share DNA with. It hurts just the same when they pass.

Yep no-regrets. 16 is way old for a dog that size. You did good, he had a good Mama amd Brouther and kitty friends and he went on car rides and you ’ cooked for him. RIP in peace **Mackie**  
Wtf is up with that out of place apostrophe? cant make it go away. Do yall see it?

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/124 "2017-05-11T02:05:28Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> **{{{Sari and Sah-Son}}}** You gave Mackie a good life full of love and you can’t have done better than that.
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> **Butters,** I’ve never smokled, but I had family members that quit/tried to quit and like others say, take it one day at aa time. You’re stronger than nicotine.
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> **swampy,** if you want to come up to North Ali-bama and do mowage, be my guest… ;):p:cool:
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> I am not sure how you get a group of 10 and 11 year old girls to listen to you about playing soccer, since they have a lot of important stuff to discuss…only a couple more weeks and I’m done. (truth is, they are a real good bunch and I like them all, but being quite is not something they do well…)
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> Now need some sustenance and a good bath.

I have never smokled either unless it’s a real word. 😛 and not that its any of my business are yor coaching for free? If so good on you. You would have been an excellent parent methinks.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/125 "2017-05-11T02:10:20Z")

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Fine I’ll just talk to my self like **Swampy**. Finished 1/2 the class and other half is manana with a test. I intend to ace it.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/126 "2017-05-11T02:21:28Z")

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Judging by the noise I hear outside I am guessing the Penguins won the hockey game. Many coworkers will be pleased but I don’t care much. Now if they would print “property of the zoo” across the back of their uniforms -----------

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/127 "2017-05-11T02:30:34Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> I hate Corelle.  
> I knocked a jar of baby food off the table and when I heard the crash of breaking glass I thought it was the jar. Nope, it fell on the cat’s corelle water bowl. The jar is fine, the bowl is in sharp shards all over the floor.

One of the few times we had something nice ------ Dad got mother a set of Corelle early on when it came readily available to replace this ancient heavy crap we had (thing army mess hall). Mother being who she is was showing off dropping plates on to the table to show her family how terrific they were. Until she tried it for Uncle Henry and the one exploded into these tiny little shards we were still finding in nooks and crannies 5 years later. I most admit to giggling as I remember it. 😃

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Meh, don’t take Dogbutt and Spiderbutt seriously. They were probably drinking in the full moon light. 🙂

Substitute shine for light and I may just joi---------------- ah heck, I already have four shots sitting next to me. They can play catch-up.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> I shall sleep with Ben tonight for sure. Stoopid sinuses.

Watch out; if you use too much of the Ben it could turn you -------------- ah, never mind. 😉

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/128 "2017-05-11T03:17:55Z")

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I worked, came home, watching hockey.

> [@EmilyG](#):
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> I get mistaken for a man about half the time.

So more often than **Flytrap**? 😉

> [@kopek](#):
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> Judging by the noise I hear outside I am guessing the Penguins won the hockey game. Many coworkers will be pleased but I don’t care much. Now if they would print “property of the zoo” across the back of their uniforms -----------

The did win. And I’m celebrating by drinking an Ovetchkin. A White Russian with no ice and no Cup.😃

> [@kopek](#):
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> Substitute shine for light and I may just joi---------------- ah heck, I already have four shots sitting next to me. They can play catch-up.

I like shine. IO have a connection at tailgate too. 😃

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/129 "2017-05-11T06:36:27Z")

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Very busy packing for our trip down south to californy.  
May not be around much for a few days.

So sorry abut Mackie. **{{{{{{Sah-Family}}}}}}**

Catch y’all on the flip side.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/130 "2017-05-11T10:19:56Z")

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Not a good night for Washington sports fans, but at least the Nationals finally beat the Orioles. So there’s that.

Not sure if I have enough to keep me busy today but I’ll let everyone know so I’ve got work Moanday morning when I come in.

It was overcast on the drive in, and rain is on the way. There may be enough of a break tomorrow morning that I can mow the ditch - we shall see. Mostly, methinks the weekend will be spent on indoor chores.

Happy Thursday!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/131 "2017-05-11T10:30:04Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 64 Amurrkin out and clear with a predicted high of 91 and mostly N.O.S. for the day. The big excitatement of the day is the installation of my new terlet at some point this mornin’. I also plan to accomplish mowage of da cave yahd but won’t get started on that until after terlet is installed. I figure I best be near the phone because I’m supposed to get a call when terlet and the installers are on the way. Maybe I’ll be amongst the first and they’ll show up around nine.

**Bumba** y’all have a safe trip.

**Butters** I saw the ’ as well. Maybe your puter has an ’ quota so it inserts random 's to meet the quota.

OK, I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. I should also purtify so as to be presentable for the terlet installers.

Happy Thursday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/132 "2017-05-11T10:33:16Z")

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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to work.

Safe trip, **bumba**

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/133 "2017-05-11T11:22:34Z")

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I, too, went to bed with Ben last night. Or rather half a Ben. The tree pollen is kickin’ up here. Looks like a turn the A/C on kind of day.

Samantha is all soft and silky. She had a good sulk all day yesterday and now she’s being sweet again.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/134 "2017-05-11T11:26:38Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> One of the few times we had something nice ------ Dad got mother a set of Corelle early on when it came readily available to replace this ancient heavy crap we had (thing army mess hall). Mother being who she is was showing off dropping plates on to the table to show her family how terrific they were. Until she tried it for Uncle Henry and the one exploded into these tiny little shards we were still finding in nooks and crannies 5 years later.

Mrs. Plant (v.1.0) and I had Corelle.[sup] TM[/sup] She dropped a bowl of hot mashed potatoes and it shattered. I wonder if it is not so indestructible when hot.

On edit: They don’t break or crack, they shatter.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/135 "2017-05-11T12:06:21Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> So more often than **Flytrap**? 😉

I sat myself up for that, you son of a gun!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/136 "2017-05-11T12:22:29Z")

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**Butters,** from your question last night, yes, I do this soccer stuff for free, it’s parts of the American Youth Soccer Organization (AYSO), which is run (at the local level) by volunteers. I don’t want anything to do with the “select” teams, don’t need the hassle or pressure they put on the kids and the ‘little league’ mentality of some of the parents. AYSO is a lot calmer.

Garbage is outside, including the Direct TV antenna that used to be on my roof. They replaced it with a ground-anchored unit and left the dish with me and it was in my garage for a couple months. Finally got around to calling them about it and they said just toss it out…guess without the wiring it wasn’t worth it for them to recycle, but still a bit strange to me.

**Bumba,** safe travels.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/137 "2017-05-11T13:23:41Z")

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I plan to go to the family home, and maybe also check out the latest information about the floods.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/138 "2017-05-11T13:49:02Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Mrs. Plant (v.1.0) and I had Corelle.[sup] TM[/sup] She dropped a bowl of hot mashed potatoes and it shattered. I wonder if it is not so indestructible when hot.
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> On edit: They don’t break or crack, they shatter.

Close to explode. Now after all these years I’ve known three pieces to shatter; all three were room temp and from the cupboard. I wrote it off to being like a tempered glass or modern windshields but I could very well be wrong about that.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/139 "2017-05-11T13:59:54Z")

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My mom dropped a Corelle plate back when it was new stuff. It shattered into a gazillion pieces that lay of the floor and vibrated for the longest time! Really weird. And it was a room temp.

One pile of crap done. Starting on a short stack of crap. 😃 Is my attitude showing?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covering-the-mmp/786113/140 "2017-05-11T14:45:43Z")

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New terlet is installed! No, I will not put up pics. Show some decorum folks. SHEESH! 😃 Mowage has also been acheived. Go Me! Slothful chillage shall be the mode for the rest of the day. Unless I decide to do some laundry.

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