# Covfefe Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2021, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covfefe-haiku/929602 "2021-01-04T00:34:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covfefe-haiku/929602/1 "2021-01-04T00:34:28Z")
Summarize the end of Trump’s term, or any part of his four years in office, in haiku. (5-7-5) Desperate and scared His tiny fists of fury Impotently flail. His great corpulence Won’t stop him from being our Nation’s smallest prez. Presidential hash: #ShortFingeredVulgarian Quite the legacy. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covfefe-haiku/929602/2 "2021-01-04T17:02:38Z")
Brain-damaged mob boss: “Real nice state you got here, Brad. Shame if it blew up.” Trump whines, people die 3000 dead every day “Overblown,” tweets he.