# COVID Haikus **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 4, 2020, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101 "2020-05-04T02:41:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/1 "2020-05-04T02:41:10Z")
I can’t think of a more creative site to have one. How come we don’t have a thread like this already?? Bring ‘em on, Dopers. Any kind. Here’s mine: Yes I washed my hands Have not found toilet paper Washing hands again ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/2 "2020-05-04T02:47:58Z")
Outside store long line Looks at me like I’ve six heads Fuck, mask’s still in car ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/3 "2020-05-04T04:35:27Z")
This virus is bad Now we’re in a depression both mind and wealth based ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/4 "2020-05-04T07:29:40Z")
Quarantine’s been a bitch The Governor’s opening businesses Time for the second round ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/5 "2020-05-04T08:54:33Z")
Pneumonia sore throat I think I would like to die Home confinement sucks ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/6 "2020-05-04T09:00:37Z")
Safe at home am I - toilet paper millionaire. Still, the virus waits. ---
**Author:** ![Eclipse\_Chaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@Eclipse\_Chaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eclipse_Chaser)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/7 "2020-05-04T16:10:56Z")
Beans on toast today Frozen pizza tomorrow I want a nice steak! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/8 "2020-05-04T16:28:46Z")
I hate wearing masks They fog up my eyeglasses Still better than death ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/9 "2020-05-04T16:32:49Z")
Trapped at home all day I can’t go on vacation Coronavirus ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/10 "2020-05-04T16:33:29Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Quarantine’s been a bitch > The Governor’s opening businesses > Time for the second round Dude. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/11 "2020-05-04T16:46:45Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Quarantine’s been a bitch > The Governor’s opening businesses > Time for the second round May I? Quarantine’s a bitch Governor’s opening shops Crap! Another round ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/12 "2020-05-04T17:30:35Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Dude. [Really.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7-2_gUuWK4) Unseen virus haunts White House briefings; if only This regime could fall ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/13 "2020-05-04T17:38:15Z")
Wearing a mask-Wise Wiser for the President? Wearing a ball-gag ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/14 "2020-05-04T17:44:45Z")
Mask-wearing is smart I appreciate the need But I miss your smiles ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/15 "2020-05-04T17:45:04Z")
In isolation, I have time to contemplate: Is my dog at risk? ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/16 "2020-05-04T18:43:18Z")
Ancient Chinese curse Life in interesting times Is this what was meant? ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/17 "2020-05-04T18:53:17Z")
We may never know Who our protest rally kills Let’s drive drunk instead ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/18 "2020-05-04T19:00:19Z")
Economic crisis Murder hornets, Trump’s bullshit Let’s not watch the news ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/19 "2020-05-04T19:03:56Z")
I hold a secret: I like solitariness Much better than crowds ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/20 "2020-05-05T00:51:25Z")
Craving fast food now Arby’s is 12 miles away Traffic? Six minutes [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101.md?page=2)