# COVID Haikus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 4, 2020, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101 "2020-05-04T02:41:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/41 "2020-05-07T05:00:16Z")

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Eating bats is bad  
Blood dripping in the market  
Please stop it China

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**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/42 "2020-05-07T05:09:01Z")

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First Wave: Ignorant  
Too Short of a Quarantine  
Second Wave: Stupid

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/43 "2020-05-07T05:26:53Z")

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Got my twelve hundred  
All to rid credit card debt  
Send second check now!

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/44 "2020-05-07T05:42:49Z")

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Six feet away now?  
No! Don’t deny my Freedom!  
Six feet under now

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**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/45 "2020-05-07T06:55:08Z")

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Wind in a Graveyard  
What is written on that Tomb?  
Fuck Off Bat Eaters!

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/46 "2020-05-07T16:06:22Z")

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Lonesome quarantine  
A shelled, dry peanut lingers  
above the assprint

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covid-haikus/853101/47 "2020-05-07T16:20:36Z")

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Czarcazm, good luck!  
May health be good even if  
test results are bad.

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