# COVIDtest.gov is up and taking orders (site for free covid tests - program restarted Sept 2023),)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015>\
**Category:** The Quarantine Zone\
**Tags:** covid-quarantine\
**Created:** [January 18, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015 "2022-01-18T19:27:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/101 "2022-02-19T00:45:00Z")

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Got mine a few days ago (not sure exact day, as it was placed in my non mailbox box on my front porch)

Bruan

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/102 "2022-02-19T00:46:00Z")

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Hi, Bruan! I like your new name. It’s distinctive!

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/103 "2022-02-19T00:48:02Z")

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Darn tablet “keyboard”

Brian

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**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/104 "2022-02-19T19:58:26Z")

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Mine finally arrived on Thursday

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/105 "2022-02-19T19:59:21Z")

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My kit arrived today.

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**Author:** ![Tfletch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tfletch1/32/5340_2.png) [@Tfletch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tfletch1)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/106 "2022-02-20T01:32:26Z")

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> [@Tfletch1](#):
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> I already have a box of two rapid tests that I ordered before they announced we could get them for free. Just ordered my free tests anyway. I don’t have a delivery date yet. I get PCR tested weekly at work.

Mine’s already coming this Thursday.

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/107 "2022-02-20T03:28:45Z")

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Our kits arrived today. They’re kind of smelly.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/108 "2022-02-20T11:57:08Z")

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Ours arrived yesterday.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/109 "2022-02-20T18:59:18Z")

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Just got a 5 day notice. Will check early each day so it’s not sitting around in the cold.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/110 "2022-02-20T19:01:00Z")

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> [@JohnGalt](#):
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> Our kits arrived today. They’re kind of smelly.

That’s a good sign you don’t have covid but why are they smelly? They shouldn’t smell like anything.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/111 "2022-02-22T13:42:37Z")

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FWIW, I just got my notification for delivery this coming Friday. I ordered on Jan 18th.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/112 "2022-02-22T14:49:02Z")

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I got two emails this morning: one saying to expect delivery by the 26th, the other saying that it’s out for delivery today (the 22nd). Mail’s not here yet.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/113 "2022-02-22T14:53:16Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> > [@JohnGalt](#):
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> > Our kits arrived today. They’re kind of smelly.
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> That’s a good sign you don’t have covid but why are they smelly?

I expected the test to be more sophisticated than “if you can smell this, you don’t have COVID”…

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/114 "2022-02-22T14:56:30Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Ours arrived yesterday

It was funny. Saturday morning I looked at my email. There was a USPS announcement (from informed delivery) that my package was en route and should be received within 5 days. The email sent minutes later said it would be delivered that day, then a follow up email said it had been delivered.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/115 "2022-02-22T20:19:25Z")

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I received a 2nd email yesterday saying it would arrive Today. And it did. So that was 30 days for me. The email communication looks like it improved a little.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/116 "2022-02-22T21:18:19Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> I got two emails this morning: one saying to expect delivery by the 26th, the other saying that it’s out for delivery today (the 22nd). Mail’s not here yet.

They were indeed in the mail.

I presume they’ll work even if you don’t download the app? I have no device that scans codes to download apps.

They’re dated to use by July 23 of this year.

And they don’t smell. Or at any rate I don’t know whether they smell if you open the inner pouch to actually use them, after which they’re only good for an hour; but they certainly don’t smell if you only open them far enough to read over the instructions.

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/117 "2022-02-23T01:18:38Z")

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They’re like a pregnancy test. No app needed, just the appropriate fluid.

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**Author:** ![Tfletch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tfletch1/32/5340_2.png) [@Tfletch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tfletch1)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/118 "2022-02-23T01:51:27Z")

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> [@Tfletch1](#):
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> Mine’s already coming this Thursday.

Just got mine a day early.

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/119 "2022-02-23T02:01:22Z")

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Same here; got the same two emails, and they arrived today. No smell, and both boxes have a use by date of July 24.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/covidtest-gov-is-up-and-taking-orders-site-for-free-covid-tests-program-restarted-sept-2023/958015/120 "2022-02-24T18:36:37Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> They’re dated to use by July 23 of this year.

my use by date is July 27.

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