# Cowards Attack the Dead

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 30, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cowards-attack-the-dead/406049 "2007-05-30T12:24:49Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cowards-attack-the-dead/406049/101 "2007-06-01T02:11:35Z")

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> Originally Posted by **Monty**  
> Patriotism isn’t a bad thing, jingoism is.

[QUOTE=mhendo]  
Unfortunately, for some people, the first always seems to involve the second.  
[/QUOTE]  
…and Voila! I give you knuckle-draggers who compose 80% of Middle America. Which promptly leads to…  
Bush & Co!!! Yay Christ!!! …which gives us…

**PRESTO!!!** Lakes of blood spilled to assuage the candy-glass ego of a sub-normal baboon.  
I swear, if I didn’t know for a fact that the USA is God’s chosen nation and a shining beacon of light on the Hill; if I didn’t have box after pink, heart-shaped box of chocolates and thousands of bundles of flowers sent to my home by thankful Iraqis; if if weren’t for all of that, I think I’d snuff my candle.

Praise Jesus, George, praise Jesus.

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