# Cows sought after BMW vandalized

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-sought-after-bmw-vandalized/725136>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 14, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-sought-after-bmw-vandalized/725136 "2015-07-14T13:35:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-sought-after-bmw-vandalized/725136/61 "2015-07-19T02:58:50Z")

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I hear they thought they caught the ringleader, but she had an a-ribeye.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-sought-after-bmw-vandalized/725136/62 "2015-07-19T14:33:06Z")

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This thread has ground to a stop. Let’s just chuck any further puns.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-sought-after-bmw-vandalized/725136/63 "2015-07-19T18:00:57Z")

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The next person to make a pun will be taken off in the patty wagon.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-sought-after-bmw-vandalized/725136/64 "2015-07-19T18:29:11Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> The next person to make a pun will be taken off in the patty wagon.

I have a permit to carry a shank.

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