# Cows to gays

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [June 7, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231 "2010-06-07T02:35:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231/1 "2010-06-07T02:35:48Z")

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AI fridend of mine, been a fridend with for a while - sene him through marriages, me through unmarriages, basicaaly came out to me years ago but he still couple of mrarraiges - PLAYER - anyway now he keeps sending me emssages sayhing “wWHAT ABOUT THE COWS?” or “YOU’RE NICE TO COWS” or “YOU LIKE THE COWS” or “NICE COWS” or so on, so fucking on.

Is this gay for somethign?

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231/2 "2010-06-07T02:59:57Z")

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Wow.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231/3 "2010-06-07T03:01:40Z")

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Dude, go to bed. This is like the third totally incomprehensible thing I’ve seen from you in the last ten minutes.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231/4 "2010-06-07T03:02:50Z")

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Yeah. Sleepy time now.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231/5 "2010-06-07T03:21:33Z")

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Are the cows mute?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231/6 "2010-06-07T03:23:15Z")

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Whatever this is, it ain’t a General Question. Closed.

Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-to-gays/542231/7 "2010-06-07T13:45:53Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Whatever this is, it ain’t a General Question. Closed.
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> Colibri  
> General Questions Moderator

_How would you know?_ No, seriously. I just ran it past a friend of mine who moonlights as a cryptographer. He doesn’t know, either, but he’s very excited about it.