# Cows would rather Talk to you in Person, Study Finds

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 15, 2020, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-would-rather-talk-to-you-in-person-study-finds/923019 "2020-10-15T15:48:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-would-rather-talk-to-you-in-person-study-finds/923019/21 "2020-10-16T23:14:24Z")

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They also produce their own rocket fuel so there’s that as well. Moooving on. I’m pretty sure Black ngus cows come from the Dark Side.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-would-rather-talk-to-you-in-person-study-finds/923019/22 "2020-10-16T23:53:36Z")

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> [@swampspruce](#):
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> They also produce their own rocket fuel so there’s that as well.

You mean …

> **[Separating fact from fiction on farting cows](https://www.beefmagazine.com/policy/separating-fact-from-fiction-on-farting-cows)**
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> Are the mainstream media and anti-beef activists correct in their accusations that cattle are a major contributor to climate change?

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-would-rather-talk-to-you-in-person-study-finds/923019/23 "2020-10-17T00:05:13Z")

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I’ve ruminated over these posts, some of them turn my stomachs.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-would-rather-talk-to-you-in-person-study-finds/923019/24 "2020-10-17T14:26:55Z")

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Are you sure you’re not just horny?

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-would-rather-talk-to-you-in-person-study-finds/923019/25 "2020-10-17T21:31:45Z")

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Of course cows would rather talk to you in person. How else can they securely tell you the milk expiration date?

(Whispers): December 28th. Shh.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-would-rather-talk-to-you-in-person-study-finds/923019/26 "2020-10-17T22:03:24Z")

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Part of me thinks that this is related to Trump’s cutting loose the curds – yet another whey for him to ingratinate himself with Vladimir Poutine.

Leaving many Americans thinking … “How dairy sell out our allies like that.”

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cows-would-rather-talk-to-you-in-person-study-finds/923019/27 "2020-10-17T22:54:37Z")

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I’m thinking, “Don’t say Kamoola Harris…Don’t say Kamoola Harris…”

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