# CPR class; a smackabout MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 20, 2011, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129 "2011-06-20T08:51:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/121 "2011-06-24T01:00:41Z")
**Bobbio** - are you going to plant pee-cawn trees at your new abode? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/122 "2011-06-24T01:04:53Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > **Bobbio** - are you going to plant pee-cawn trees at your new abode? No, because we’re renting. However, if I can get my house sold before the deadline the bank has at the end of September, I’m going to try to specify in the contract that we have rights to 10 gallons of unshelled nuts each year. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/123 "2011-06-24T01:05:07Z")
Popping my head in to say “hah, I told you so!” since I triiiiiied telling **The Roommate** that normal people buy them for meat and cheese, the two food groups she doesn’t eat. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/124 "2011-06-24T10:26:39Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’ _YAWN_ 'Tis 73 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of just 94! I may need a sweater. Still no appreciable rain has happened. :dubious: The Bishop is, shall we say, loquacious. The meeting lasted until nine thirty last night. I have no idea of half of what he said cause I zoned out. Dude, pick a point and make it already! Sheesh! Other than that, that’s all I got. Need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants brekkie. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. Happy Firday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/125 "2011-06-24T10:59:57Z")
Everyone check the timestamp up there. At irk already; boss texted me as I was in bed last night asking me to be here early. Whatever, I’m getting some overtime, right? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/126 "2011-06-24T11:18:08Z")
Firday off. I think plans for the weekend include pickling a peck o’ pickled peppers. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/127 "2011-06-24T12:54:02Z")
Firday on. Blurf. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/128 "2011-06-24T12:58:06Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Firday off. I think plans for the weekend include pickling a peck o’ pickled peppers. With Peter Piper? 😃 Go you **donkeybear** go you! At irk and answerin’ the phones. People are so bothersome interruptin’ me when I’m doin’ important stuff like this. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/129 "2011-06-24T13:02:56Z")
Posting from irk again. I have gotten terribly efficient at dicking around on the internet and somehow getting my work done all at the same time. I used to knit or read, you know, do something productive, but they told us to quit that. So now I still do just the same amount of work, but don’t do anything else productive. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Fir\_na\_tine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fir\_na\_tine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fir_na_tine)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/130 "2011-06-24T13:37:23Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **BBBobbio** , darlin’, if I don’t make snickerdoodles for my sweetie, what makes you think I’d whip up a batch for you?? > > Speaking of whom, when he drags himself out of the shower, we’re heading into Leonardtown for some Bad Chinese! Then I’ll come home and knit in front of the TV. THAT’S more of a retirement preview! 😃 Hong Kong Buffet? That’s where my son drags us whenever we’re down your neck of the woods. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/131 "2011-06-24T14:13:16Z")
The name of the really good Chinese place (non buffet one) around here is Hong Kong. Just a little fact for you all to be amused by. Oh and, “Why, Yes Sir, I am purposely keeping you from talking to the _one_ person you want to talk to by always telling you he is on another line _every single time_ you call. It’s just you. Everybody else I put right through.” :rolleyes: Maybe my posting the above witticism will actually keep me from sayin’ it outloud the next time that person calls and call, yet again, he will. Won’t leave a voicemail but will call constantly. And call again he just did! Told ya! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/132 "2011-06-24T14:48:54Z")
[http://tapatalk.com/mu/1802cd3b-a3c7-772c.jpg](http://tapatalk.com/mu/1802cd3b-a3c7-772c.jpg) What the heck is this thing on my keyboard??? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/133 "2011-06-24T15:30:29Z")
ugly and creepy. that’s what it is. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/134 "2011-06-24T15:40:45Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > ugly and creepy. that’s what it is. And you got to see it twice! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/135 "2011-06-24T15:47:34Z")
**Soapy** I don’t know, but if it were on my keyboard I’d go nuke da cave from outer space. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/136 "2011-06-24T15:48:41Z")
It’s got extra… things… coming off its head. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/137 "2011-06-24T15:56:37Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > It’s got extra… things… coming off its head. And yet you’re still there… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/138 "2011-06-24T16:00:13Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > And yet you’re still there… :eek: But it is not. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/139 "2011-06-24T16:28:55Z")
Obviously he wants to send a message… ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129/140 "2011-06-24T16:33:10Z")
:eek: I am not even going to look at that link if the comments are anything to go by. Made it home last night. Yay! At 1AM. Boo! It is Friday. Yay! But I have my expenses to do. Boo! It is **mr ems** last day in his current job before we move to OKC. He is a happy camper. Yay! I think we are going to have burgers tonight. It is to hot to cook and I am sleepy. Or it may be Tilapia and shrimp. Dunno. Thoughts? More coffee is needed I think. And a snack. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cpr-class-a-smackabout-mmp/586129.md?page=8)