# Crack epidemic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crack-epidemic/170777>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 24, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crack-epidemic/170777 "2003-04-24T04:12:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crack-epidemic/170777/1 "2003-04-24T04:12:13Z")

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Dear Gabby,

Seems _every_ time I enter the local “Try-n-Save” I see a young ladies ass crack. I think its a combination of the low-cut jeans and the butt floss underwear they’re wearing nowadays.

eh Not complaining here, just wondering: do they not know? Or not care? Is it a new thing to show off ones crack as if its cleavage?

Confused in AK 😕

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**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crack-epidemic/170777/2 "2003-04-24T07:15:22Z")

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“How else am I gonna show off my Calvin Klein underwear, Daddy?” -/paraphrase/

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**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crack-epidemic/170777/3 "2003-04-24T10:15:57Z")

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Me thinks that beats a hairybutt crack anyday!

Of course, going commando gets rid of that unsightly string.

Buttcleavage, will have to ponder that one.