# Cracked: The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published. More Godek insanity **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118 "2011-10-28T20:54:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/21 "2011-10-29T22:32:10Z")
oh great, a link to Cracked. There goes the rest of my evening. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/22 "2011-10-30T00:27:25Z")
😕 Toast-shaped lips? ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/23 "2011-10-30T01:09:30Z")
> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#): > > 😕 Toast-shaped lips? God, I had forgotten that. If I didn’t think that was simply a think-o, _also very creepy_! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/24 "2011-10-30T01:12:23Z")
I don’t think they’re particularly creepy. Just stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Trick\_Rider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Trick\_Rider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trick_Rider)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/25 "2011-10-30T01:55:28Z")
Overall, I find Seanbaby pretty hit-or-miss, but these columns are consistently hilarious. I think a lot of this advice is actually pretty creepy. Especially the bag over the head. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/26 "2011-10-30T04:11:10Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > My god. The page three kissing tips with the bag over the head. I think I hurt myself laughing. I think that was the best one of all. Who the hell would get turned on by THAT? (Wouldn’t a bondage mask work better?) Musical cards – does ANYONE like those things? I’ve heard of pranks where people take the little music things out and hide them in people cars. ---
**Author:** ![beachbetch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@beachbetch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beachbetch)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/27 "2011-10-30T19:55:10Z")
Hilarious! A chunk of stuffing actually shot out of my mouth. The bag on the head with the lips cut out was the best!!! ---
**Author:** ![I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Made_French_Toast_For_You)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/28 "2011-10-30T21:02:38Z")
Amazing. But I can’t help but feel a tinge of sadness, because I’m sure there are people out there wearing bags on their heads as we speak. It hurts my soul. The website Nerve has a [similarly-themed](http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-0) feature, this one dealing with romance and sex advice from _Cosmo_ and other literary staples. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118/29 "2011-10-31T00:11:23Z")
Yeah, forget sexy lingerie, candles, champagne. Paperbags and cheap balloons are where it’s at. (Hell, not even your dick in a box?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cracked-the-50-creepiest-pieces-of-romance-advice-ever-published-more-godek-insanity/601118.md?page=1)