# Cranick's Folly: Libertarianism at its finest?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 5, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104 "2010-10-05T09:02:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/121 "2010-10-05T19:03:25Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> You’re not talking about this thread, right? 😕 😕 Because they did have the budget to bring their firetruck right to the Cranick’s house, but declined to water his house since he’d not paid the $75 fee.

You are aware of the differences between a county and a municipality, right? The “they” you’re talking about is the city and not the county in this case. The city has the budget to maintain a fire department that services, can help out the city of Fulton to the north, and with a subscription fee an area of 5 miles radius outside the city. I was addressing the possible reasons why this subscription fee was in place instead of the county taking on the responsibilities of having their own fire department because I think it’s more complicated than people wanting to avoid taxes.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/122 "2010-10-05T19:06:16Z")

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Cranick’s solution wan’t the best, given all information. The FD’s may not have been. The county’s policy apparently is not. But Cranick & the FD made choices that seemed right to them–that’s rational–& given what they knew may well have been right–that’s sensible. No one sees the whole picture. That’s why the system needs to change incentives.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/123 "2010-10-05T19:09:28Z")

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> [@Giles](#):
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> > [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> > Who do you think would end up the scapegoat if neglecting a fire the way they did this one lets it get out control? And as I said, this is practically begging for someone to lose it and start killing fire fighters. We could very easily have been talking about “the Cranick mass shooting” today.
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> So doctors should treat patients for nothing in case one of them decides to shoot them for not treating a chronic, uninsured disease?

I support single payer UHC, so that’s not much of an argument.

And there IS occasional violence thanks to our refusal to treat the sick for monetary reasons. There would likely be more if the people being preyed upon weren’t ill or outright dying.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/124 "2010-10-05T19:14:36Z")

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> [@emacknight](#):
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> No, it puts them at risk for THEIR choice. It’s all about choice. His neighbours know that it’s an opt out system, the community knows that it is an opt-out system. Everyone involved is fully informed, and has made their choice.

You have no way of knowing that. In my experience most people function with a high level of misconception about their local laws.

Oh, & can I say that while I dove in & responded to posts as I read them, I found Chronos’s post [#95](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12991040&postcount=95), directly above my first post, said a lot that I wanted to say & better? Specifically, a less Pittish version of my post [#120](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12991633&postcount=120)?

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**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/125 "2010-10-05T19:14:48Z")

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> [@Giles](#):
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> So doctors should treat patients for nothing in case one of them decides to shoot them for not treating a chronic, uninsured disease?

Much as I was leaning toward Der Trihs’s POV, yeah, that would cause doctors to simply quit the practice.

> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> > [@Le\_Jacquelope](#):
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> > They should have known that, but didn’t.
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> Actually, no, they had no way to know that. Why do all of these libertarians assume that we all know everything & are up in each others’ business? Libertarian solutions don’t work because no one has complete information.

No ideology works in its pure form, for the same reason. Liberals and Libertarians alike tend to not realize that.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/126 "2010-10-05T19:15:49Z")

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> [@hansel](#):
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> Another data point: in 2007, Crannick’s son caused a fire in his house. The FD came out, put the fire out, and let Crannick pay the $75 the next day with the understanding that he now saw the value of the subscription fee. Instead, the lesson Crannick apparently took was that he didn’t have to pay at all.

Whoa. That changes everything. They changed the rules on him.

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**Author:** ![hansel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/127 "2010-10-05T19:17:56Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> > [@hansel](#):
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> > Another data point: in 2007, Crannick’s son caused a fire in his house. The FD came out, put the fire out, and let Crannick pay the $75 the next day with the understanding that he now saw the value of the subscription fee. Instead, the lesson Crannick apparently took was that he didn’t have to pay at all.
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> Whoa. That changes everything. They changed the rules on him.

I don’t think that an act of charity three years previous counts as “changing the rules”.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/128 "2010-10-05T19:21:24Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> > [@Giles](#):
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> > So doctors should treat patients for nothing in case one of them decides to shoot them for not treating a chronic, uninsured disease?
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> I support single payer UHC, so that’s not much of an argument.

Single payer UHC is much the same as a tax-supported fire department that serves everyone in a jurisdiction like a county – and that’s why I support both.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/129 "2010-10-05T19:29:42Z")

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> [@hansel](#):
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> > [@foolsguinea](#):
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> > Whoa. That changes everything. They changed the rules on him.
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> I don’t think that an act of charity three years previous counts as “changing the rules”.

That’s the way it goes. You offer people without fire services the chance to get them, under reasonable terms, and all of a sudden you have a moral obligation to provide those services, even to people who refuse your terms.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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**Author:** ![emacknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ec8ea/32.png) [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/130 "2010-10-05T19:33:52Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> > [@emacknight](#):
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> > No, it puts them at risk for THEIR choice. It’s all about choice. His neighbours know that it’s an opt out system, the community knows that it is an opt-out system. Everyone involved is fully informed, and has made their choice.
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> You have no way of knowing that. In my experience most people function with a high level of misconception about their local laws.
> 
> Oh, & can I say that while I dove in & responded to posts as I read them, I found Chronos’s post [#95](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12991040&postcount=95), directly above my first post, said a lot that I wanted to say & better? Specifically, a less Pittish version of my post [#120](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12991633&postcount=120)?

Wasn’t it the great Donald Rumsfeld that so famously said:

“ There are known knowns; there are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns; that is to say, there are things that we now know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns; there are things we do not know we don’t know. ”

And yes, **Chronos** summed it up pretty well.

I’m also on the side that Cranick acted both rationally and stupidly. $75 is a lot of money when weighed against all of the other risks in his life. Fire is just one thing that _may_ happen, but not the only thing. Floods, vandals, thieves, tornadoes, termites, locusts, frogs. It only seems stupid because he eventually had a fire that he couldn’t contain on his own. I don’t like that we consider it as fact that he MUST have fire protection insurance. As I said, he house still might have burned to the ground, after all houses in socialist countries burn down all the time. Cranick was able to enjoy that $75, and now he’ll enjoy a nice new house.

There is also a lot of confusion here about how much it costs for the fire department to put out a house fire. It is no small feat, and requires a lot more than just the gas to get out there. Most trucks now are using fire suppressing foam which costs a fortune. All the crew are required to wear ventilators now. Lots of extras, long story short, a single incident costs a fortune. In another thread of mine someone found that the cost of a single burglary in Toronto was over $50,000 by the time it was all said and done.

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**Author:** ![emacknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ec8ea/32.png) [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/131 "2010-10-05T19:37:38Z")

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So I just got off the phone with Best Buy.

Two months ago I bought a phone from them, and as with everything they offered me a $7 per month protection plan.

I scoffed and instead treated myself to a tasty new sub from Quizno’s every month.

Well, wouldn’t you know, I’m at Quizno’s, chowing down, when I bump my phone off the table, shattering it on the floor.

So I call up Best Buy and tell them that I’d like the protection plan now, I’m ready to pay my $7 so that they can fix my $600 phone.

Wanna guess what they told me?

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/132 "2010-10-05T19:42:58Z")

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> [@emacknight](#):
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> So I just got off the phone with Best Buy.
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> Two months ago I bought a phone from them, and as with everything they offered me a $7 per month protection plan.
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> I scoffed and instead treated myself to a tasty new sub from Quizno’s every month.
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> Well, wouldn’t you know, I’m at Quizno’s, chowing down, when I bump my phone off the table, shattering it on the floor.
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> So I call up Best Buy and tell them that I’d like the protection plan now, I’m ready to pay my $7 so that they can fix my $600 phone.
> 
> Wanna guess what they told me?

I bet they were willing to let you pay the actual cost of replacing your phone, unlike the Fire Department unwilling to let this guy pay the actual cost of putting out the fire.

What do I win?

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/133 "2010-10-05T19:43:42Z")

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But, I suspect, $75 would have covered him even if he had three small fires in a year, right? Or a large fire every two years? No, by letting him pay after the fact once, a fee amount that if he’d paid it in advance would have covered multiple cases, they created an expectation that he could pay after the fact again. They encouraged this behavior, because they made the mistake of treating him as a peer, & thinking that an individual would freely & of his own will do what they thought intelligent. The world doesn’t work that way. And he thinks he was screwed now. Ideally they should have made him pay more–the first time–for getting the service after the fact.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/134 "2010-10-05T19:51:26Z")

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> [@CandidGamera](#):
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> I bet they were willing to let you pay the actual cost of replacing your phone, unlike the Fire Department unwilling to let this guy pay the actual cost of putting out the fire.
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> What do I win?

Nothing, because the “cost” of replacing your phone is way less than the retail price he’s going to pay.

If I was in the business of fire services, and was pricing out my service to a “client” who’s house was burning down, I can pretty much guarantee that the price is going to be something on the order of “sell me your house for $1, and I’ll make sure you have some belongings to take to your new home.”

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**Author:** ![Rumor\_Watkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@Rumor\_Watkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rumor_Watkins)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/135 "2010-10-05T19:52:00Z")

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Serves him right.

Don’t want your house to burn down? Pay your fucking taxes/optional fees/insurance. QED

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/136 "2010-10-05T20:00:32Z")

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> [@emacknight](#):
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> So I just got off the phone with Best Buy.
> 
> Two months ago I bought a phone from them, and as with everything they offered me a $7 per month protection plan.
> 
> I scoffed and instead treated myself to a tasty new sub from Quizno’s every month.
> 
> Well, wouldn’t you know, I’m at Quizno’s, chowing down, when I bump my phone off the table, shattering it on the floor.
> 
> So I call up Best Buy and tell them that I’d like the protection plan now, I’m ready to pay my $7 so that they can fix my $600 phone.
> 
> Wanna guess what they told me?

That your broken phone doesn’t produce an expanding zone of destruction that if left unchecked can destroy an entire city? Unlike, say, _ **fire** _?

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**Author:** ![Rumor\_Watkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@Rumor\_Watkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rumor_Watkins)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/137 "2010-10-05T20:05:13Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> That your broken phone doesn’t produce an expanding zone of destruction that if left unchecked can destroy an entire city? Unlike, say, _ **fire** _?

the fire wasn’t unchecked. just unchecked on his property.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/138 "2010-10-05T20:07:54Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> That your broken phone doesn’t produce an expanding zone of destruction that if left unchecked can destroy an entire city? Unlike, say, _ **fire** _?

There’s an app for that.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/139 "2010-10-05T20:09:00Z")

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> [@Rumor\_Watkins](#):
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> > [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> > That your broken phone doesn’t produce an expanding zone of destruction that if left unchecked can destroy an entire city? Unlike, say, _ **fire** _?
> 
> the fire wasn’t unchecked. just unchecked on his property.

And if they tried to stop it but failed because they let it get too big? Fire doesn’t come with an off switch. What they did was criminally irresponsible; as far as I’m concerned they should all lose their jobs and be banned for life from fire fighting work.

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**Author:** ![Rumor\_Watkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@Rumor\_Watkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rumor_Watkins)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cranicks-folly-libertarianism-at-its-finest/556104/140 "2010-10-05T20:13:00Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> > [@Rumor\_Watkins](#):
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> > the fire wasn’t unchecked. just unchecked on his property.
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> And if they tried to stop it but failed because they let it get too big? Fire doesn’t come with an off switch. What they did was criminally irresponsible; as far as I’m concerned they should all lose their jobs and be banned for life from fire fighting work.

It’s not like firefighters don’t fail to contain fires, yet that usually doesn’t foretell the immolation of an entire township :rolleyes:

And, besides, that’s the risk that the people voting for this fire regime assume. If they didn’t want to run the risk that fires in the no-service rural properties would impact them, they were free to vote to raise their own taxes and remove the moral hazard for the Cranicks of the world.

Criminal responsibility? What legal obligation were they under, exactly?

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