# Crap all over this thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379 "2004-12-31T04:57:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/1 "2004-12-31T04:57:30Z")
This thread is about nothing but hijacks. Your post will have absolutely nothing to do with any post that came before it. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/2 "2004-12-31T05:00:06Z")
Koffin IV = Frost. That bitch has some serious moves, too. I love this game. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/3 "2004-12-31T05:03:10Z")
What? This far into the thread and no one has mentioned Sea Monkeys?? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/4 "2004-12-31T05:07:25Z")
I crapped all over this thread like you said and now someone owes me a new monitor (and keyboard too from the looks of my fingers). ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/5 "2004-12-31T05:09:05Z")
[Here’s a great site to bookmark](http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/index-quiz.html) if you’re a fan of _MAD_. ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/6 "2004-12-31T05:12:58Z")
[hijack] My daughter goes to school in Boston! Is winter there really as brutal as they say it is? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/7 "2004-12-31T05:13:36Z")
I want to be the creamy middle of a Hillary/Astro/Martha love sandwich! “Girl’s! Don’t fight! Astro’s got plenty of lovin’ for both of you!” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/8 "2004-12-31T05:14:22Z")
Bubba? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/9 "2004-12-31T05:15:02Z")
> [@Rhubarb](#): > > [hijack] > My daughter goes to school in Boston! Is winter there really as brutal as they say it is? > [/hijack] Naw, they keep warm with wild sex orgies, didn’t you know? ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/10 "2004-12-31T05:15:58Z")
So for Christmas, I bought Wish You Were Here for my friend, and she couldn’t stop listening to it. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/11 "2004-12-31T05:18:17Z")
> [@Rhubarb](#): > > [hijack] > My daughter goes to school in Boston! Is winter there really as brutal as they say it is? > [/hijack] Compared to Texas? Doubly so. Compared to, say, DC? Not so bad. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/12 "2004-12-31T05:19:32Z")
> [@Rhubarb](#): > > [hijack] > My daughter goes to school in Boston! Is winter there really as brutal as they say it is? > [/hijack] I am from the Louisiana-East Texas area and I live in the Boston area now. It doesn’t seem all that cold to me. Being close to the ocean means that it doesn’t get Minnesota cold. Brutally cold days below 20 F are pretty uncommon too. My major complaint is that it just takes so long to really warm up in the spring. My biggest snow storm here was on April 1st (something like 30 inches) and that is just plain unaccepatble to me. Now, if you go north a little way into New Hampshire and Vermont, then it gets truly frigid. It is supposed to be above 50 F on New Year’s Day. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/13 "2004-12-31T05:28:57Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > I am from the Louisiana-East Texas area and I live in the Boston area now. It doesn’t seem all that cold to me. Being close to the ocean means that it doesn’t get Minnesota cold. Brutally cold days below 20 F are pretty uncommon too. My major complaint is that it just takes so long to really warm up in the spring. My biggest snow storm here was on April 1st (something like 30 inches) and that is just plain unaccepatble to me. Now, if you go north a little way into New Hampshire and Vermont, then it gets truly frigid. It is supposed to be above 50 F on New Year’s Day. [hijack] Did you know that Vermont is an alias of Tom Vern? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/14 "2004-12-31T05:29:26Z")
I just wanna say, Boston studenst drink _a lot_, and have lots and lots of wild sex. Usually when it snows. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/15 "2004-12-31T05:30:01Z")
I want to punch a hole in a wall, and then eat the plaster that I knocked out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/16 "2004-12-31T05:33:39Z")
Why not punch a hole in a cake, and then eat all the cake that you knocked out of it? Then go to Boston, in a snowstorm, get raging drunk, and have lots of wild sex. Can you tell I’m losing my freaking mind to antihistaminergic drugs? If I combine this effect with some booze, assuming I can keep it down, will it be even more fun than now? ---
**Author:** ![Time\_Like\_Tears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@Time\_Like\_Tears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Time_Like_Tears)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/17 "2004-12-31T05:34:01Z")
Can anyone recommend a good cat-butt shaving service? The dingle-apples are back. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/18 "2004-12-31T05:34:40Z")
> [@Gadfly](#): > > I want to punch a hole in a wall, and then eat the plaster that I knocked out of it. [You’ve got pica!](http://raysweb.net/wildlife/pages/06.html) ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/19 "2004-12-31T05:35:50Z")
> [@Gadfly](#): > > I want to punch a hole in a wall, and then eat the plaster that I knocked out of it. [hijack] Did you know that plaster is an alias of Sal Terp? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/20 "2004-12-31T05:39:25Z")
Shabadee wagadoO! Ya-ha-gaaR! Bub hease boR! Chiggady-boga-foaW! * * * Argh… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379.md?page=2)