# Crap all over this thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379 "2004-12-31T04:57:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/61 "2004-12-31T14:46:52Z")
I, for one, welcome our new coffee overlords. God knows I could use the caffeine. Robin ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/62 "2004-12-31T14:55:55Z")
I named my cat God. That way, when people say “God only knows,” all I have to do go home and ask my cat. Actually, that was over 15 yrs ago. The cat has since passed on to a metaphysical 10th life. GOD IS DEAD :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/63 "2004-12-31T15:14:37Z")
Apparently, smilies contain high levels of antioxidants, which relieve some sort of pressure or other. 🙂 :rolleyes: :dubious: 🆒 :smack: 😛 :wally 😉 ;j 😃😕 :o :eek: ☹ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/64 "2004-12-31T15:31:39Z")
Mine is small, curved and smells a bit. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/65 "2004-12-31T15:33:59Z")
> [@\_Deva\_](#): > > Can anyone recommend a good cat-butt shaving service? The dingle-apples are back. If you mount it on your wall, would you have a cat-ass-trophy? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Sparky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Master\_Sparky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Sparky)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/66 "2004-12-31T15:36:01Z")
The differences in writing quality between WWE’s two major brands, _Raw_ and _Smackdown!_, are like night and day, people. I mean, really, where did the WWE find the talentless asshacks that write for _Smackdown!_, anyway? I’m this close to saying “Fuck you, Vince. _Raw_ totally owns _Smackdown!_, and you can take this Thursday night waste-of-space and cram it sideways.” ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Sparky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Master\_Sparky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Sparky)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/67 "2004-12-31T15:38:34Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > If you mount it on your wall, would you have a cat-ass-trophy? 🙂 :smack: 😃 They actually tried this down in the Caribbean, you know. Set up all kinds of shops selling cat-ass-trophies, but it didn’t work out, and the businesses folded. Ended up being quite the cat-ass-tropical failure. I’m here til Thursday. Try the veal. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/68 "2004-12-31T15:50:07Z")
My _Cat & Tonic™_ made me catatonic. ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/69 "2004-12-31T17:18:55Z")
…totally mediocre but I’ll lie and say it was pretty great, and then you’re just going to wake up in the middle of the night and go grab a beer from the fridge without asking me if I want anything, and when you get back you’ll confess that you’re “sort of seeing” this girl named Michelle, in something you call a “complicated situation” that’s been going on, with regular bouts of sex and fighting, for the last SEVEN YEARS, none of which interests me, BUSTER! _(A bell rings.)_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/70 "2004-12-31T17:23:45Z")
I need a new recipe for an omelette. My eggs are just so _boring_ nowadays. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/71 "2004-12-31T17:27:22Z")
::lone dog barks twice in the distance, tumbleweed rolls by:: ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/72 "2004-12-31T17:32:09Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I need a new recipe for an omelette. My eggs are just so _boring_ nowadays. Maybe if you tried kegel exercises, or maybe read to them. Speaking of which, did you read about how martha stewart got busted smuggling in spices. That’s jsut surreal, I mean what, salt isn’t good enough? Oh, and while I’m on the subject, I can’t STAND sanding drywall. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/73 "2004-12-31T17:32:51Z")
If you fall in love with your right hand does your left hand get jealous? ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/74 "2004-12-31T17:36:24Z")
It’s been so long since I’ve heard from me. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/75 "2004-12-31T17:40:22Z")
The chimney swift is the only bird known to be able to flap its wings alternately in flight. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/76 "2004-12-31T17:47:07Z")
Meat ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/77 "2004-12-31T17:51:26Z")
> [@gum](#): > > Great. It’s not ‘domager’, btw. It’s _dowager_. [sorry to be such a nitpick] Quelle dom(m)age(r)! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/78 "2004-12-31T17:51:48Z")
Jeopardy question: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives; … Contestant blurts out: Utah ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/79 "2004-12-31T17:54:02Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > GOD IS DEAD > > :eek: WAR! ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/80 "2004-12-31T18:22:45Z")
Rectum?!? It damn near _killed_ him! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379.md?page=5)