# Crap all over this thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 31, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379 "2004-12-31T04:57:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/81 "2004-12-31T18:24:21Z")
> [@Scruloose](#): > > Rectum?!? It damn near _killed_ him! [http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/](http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/) ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/82 "2004-12-31T18:25:13Z")
The 6th Harry Potter book comes out July 16, 2005! The 4th Harry Potter movie comes out November 18, 2005! 2005 is just FILLED with Harry Potter! HOORAY! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/83 "2004-12-31T18:46:05Z")
Uuuuhhhhhhhh… _plop_ [Fat Bastard] I don’t remember eating any corn! [/FB] Oh yeah, and my cat’s breath smells like cat food. For obvious reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/84 "2004-12-31T18:46:57Z")
My mother in law is such a hag, all her house plants committed suicide. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/85 "2004-12-31T19:02:39Z")
> [@WinstonSmith](#): > > My mother in law is such a hag, all her house plants committed suicide. When I do _this_ with my finger, it hurts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/86 "2004-12-31T19:08:05Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > When I do _this_ with my finger, it hurts. Chick fights are so sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/87 "2004-12-31T19:12:37Z")
There’s very little meat on a hummingbird. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/88 "2004-12-31T19:23:13Z")
Test * * * Test Test Test\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/89 "2004-12-31T19:24:28Z")
In self defense, I squeeze blood out of my eyes at you. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/90 "2004-12-31T19:33:35Z")
I had a dream last night that I had to shake hands with George Bush Jr. No really, I did. I didn’t want to. When I did I offered my left hand (being left-handed) he offered his right, and stood there until I gave in and shook his right hand. I then said a few polite things to him which I don’t think he understood. After we parted the guy I was with said something like “That’s the worst meeting ever”. There were some kids with us who shook hands with him before me. We were in ASDA (Accrington) at the time. The other half of Accrington was a bit like Las Vegas but more futuristic. ASDA moulded into Homebase car-park seamlessly. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/91 "2004-12-31T19:38:30Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I want to run naked through a thread with **iampunha**. > > Just once. In the 60’s. > > For 20 minutes. > > _stomps the cheesy reference into the ground, grinding down on it with her boot, yelling “Stop it! STOP IT! ENOUGH!”_ ::climbs into Wayback Machine with **Anastasaeon** , strips both persons nekkid, steps into thread with her, runs nekkid:: I missed being expelled in high school by the slimmest of possible margins/choices. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/92 "2004-12-31T19:42:10Z")
And I just finished CSI: the game. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/93 "2004-12-31T19:45:51Z")
I got a GMail account! W00t!!! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/94 "2004-12-31T19:49:15Z")
_Monster_ is NOT the prequel to _Monsters, Inc._ As my five year old niece will tell you now. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/95 "2004-12-31T19:49:23Z")
I’m so cold. I think I’m getting sick. And I’ve made $70 in the stock market this week. Anyone want this leftover fruitcake? It’s only a decade or so old… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/96 "2004-12-31T19:56:21Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > I named my cat God. > > That way, when people say “God only knows,” all I have to do go home and ask my cat. > > Actually, that was over 15 yrs ago. The cat has since passed on to a metaphysical 10th life. > > GOD IS DEAD > > :eek: I had a cat I named Schroedinger once. To this day, I have no idea where that damn thing got to. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/97 "2004-12-31T19:58:49Z")
…Meh. Personally, I prefer tomato-based hot condiments. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/98 "2004-12-31T20:05:06Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > I had a cat I named Schroedinger once. To this day, I have no idea where that damn thing got to. Look in the box! :rolleyes: [opens box] Oops! Sorry. The cat’s waveform appears to have collapsed on itself. Or maybe that’s just an old turd. I thought condimints was what sleazy hotels put on your pillow. I once had a homosexual affair with Letter Man. It was late, I was drunk… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379/99 "2004-12-31T20:25:16Z")
Two pages of this post padding “crap” is more than enough. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-all-over-this-thread/282379.md?page=4)