# Crap foods you love

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [June 13, 2022, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097 "2022-06-13T12:23:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/21 "2022-06-13T16:54:12Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> Im wondering if anyone will say circus peanuts -

The OP specified _food_.  
Circus Peanuts are a toxic waste disposal system.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/22 "2022-06-13T17:05:32Z")

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Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies  
[![](https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_9dc0b624-235b-41ae-a350-93f27023ce66?wid=800&hei=800&qlt=80&fmt=pjpeg) ](https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_9dc0b624-235b-41ae-a350-93f27023ce66?wid=800&hei=800&qlt=80&fmt=pjpeg)

AND Circus peanuts  
[![](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2028/7269/products/orange_1024x.jpg?v=1547507737) ](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2028/7269/products/orange_1024x.jpg?v=1547507737)

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/23 "2022-06-13T17:09:56Z")

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Little Caesar’s Hot-N-Ready. Might as well get the extra pepperoni one if it’s ready or a short wait.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/24 "2022-06-13T17:10:43Z")

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Oh, THOSE circus peanuts! I thought you meant the _hot roasted_ kind and said “Huh?”

**DUH!** Hit me on the side of the head and call me stupid! 🤪

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/25 "2022-06-13T17:11:43Z")

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_You_ and Circus Peanuts!?  
\< sobs \>

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/26 "2022-06-13T17:19:35Z")

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The Doc also likes Venezuelan Beaver Cheese and other _Fromage de Stank_, so keep that in mind.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/27 "2022-06-13T17:22:31Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Are the cheese balls in #2 really made by the Putz Company?

Utz, not putz, lol.

Check out the label on the pic @Mangetout posted, it’s hilarious! I think I will refrain from the 50 gal. size - I don’t care to end up resembling the container they come in.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/28 "2022-06-13T17:26:30Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Are the cheese balls in #2 really made by the Putz Company?

I believe that is Utz, a company that now seems to be just another big producer but which I recall from my childhood over 50 years ago as something rather special - my parents would buy large tins of Utz potato chips or pretzels from time to time, declaring them a little expensive, a little hard to find, but The Best. I had thought they were a small Pennsylvania-based, family-owned company (explaining the limited supply), and perhaps at the time they were, or maybe as a five-year-old I just had no idea. But if they once were a boutique operation, they’ve clearly outgrown their homey roots.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/29 "2022-06-13T17:27:18Z")

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I had to enlarge it 500% to read all the fine print. Survivalist food indeed! 👍

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/30 "2022-06-13T17:29:56Z")

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Is there a special reason why Nancy is on the label? 🤔

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/31 "2022-06-13T17:31:58Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Ruffles Sour Cream & Onion Potato Chips

I have never been addicted to any substance, to my knowledge, but to me these are like crack (and the Pringles are bad, too).

Pretty much any potato chip, but especially kettle-style chips (and Pringles).

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/32 "2022-06-13T17:32:02Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Is there a special reason why Nancy is on the label? 🤔

Nancy?

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/33 "2022-06-13T17:32:06Z")

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Kettle brand potato chips. Especially the big bags with Himalayan pink salt they sell at Costco.

And chili dogs.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/34 "2022-06-13T17:35:48Z")

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Sluggo’s girlfriend.

> **[1995 32c Comic Strip Classics: Nancy](https://www.mysticstamp.com/Products/United-States/3000o/USA/)**
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> U.S. #3000o
> 32¢ Nancy
> Comic Strip Classics
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> Issue Date: October 1, 1995
> City: Boca Rotan, FL
> Quantity: 300,000,000
> Printed By: St

Never mind, under magnification I can see she looks different.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/35 "2022-06-13T17:49:01Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Hostess pastries, especially Sno-Balls

This i must agree with. I love the coconut on the sno-balls.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/36 "2022-06-13T17:54:05Z")

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And of course, you peel off the Sno-Ball icing igloo and eat it separately, right?

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/37 "2022-06-13T18:05:20Z")

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No, thats just for Oreos. Sno-balls i eat as they are.

For Oreos, I eat them that way because i am not fond of the cream filling, but love the cookie part. But for Sno-balls, i enjoy all of it.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/38 "2022-06-13T18:12:36Z")

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I haven’t bought or eaten a Sno-Ball in many decades (not that I wouldn’t eat a few right now if they magically appeared in my house), but as a kid, I liked to carefully peel off the igloo and then stand it up by itself and stare at it while I ate the chocolate innards. It wasn’t about taste. I did it just 'cause I could.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/39 "2022-06-13T18:22:20Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> as a kid, I liked to carefully peel off the igloo and then stand it up by itself and stare at it while I ate the chocolate innards. It wasn’t about taste. I did it just 'cause I could.

For some reason I find this story absolutely charming.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crap-foods-you-love/966097/40 "2022-06-13T18:33:40Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> For some reason I find this story absolutely charming.

@ThelmaLou is like that.

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