# Crappy Kids' Jokes for the 21st Century **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 23, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681 "2015-05-23T23:43:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/21 "2015-06-05T20:02:49Z")
Why was the phospherous male cow hot? Glow-bull warming What do you get when you cross Hannah Montana with a donkey? Mule-y Cyrus ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/22 "2015-06-05T20:05:55Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > What do you get when you cross Hannah Montana with a donkey? An ass that twerks itself? or: I don’t know either, but I’m not Googling it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/23 "2015-08-21T18:16:29Z")
Bumped. A polar bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer and… [wait 15 seconds] …a bowl of pretzels.” The bartender says, “OK, but why the big pause?” The polar bear looks down and says, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/24 "2015-08-21T19:25:10Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Knock knock. > Who’s there? > Impatient Cow. > Impa– > MOO! My six year old loves this one. I created a few more for him to enjoy, keep in mind these are thoroughly enjoyed by a six year old: Knock knock. Who’s there. Interrupting ghost. Interrupting gho- BOO! KK WT? Interrupting Santa. Interrupting San- HO HO HO! KK WT? Interrupting farmer Interrupting far- E-I-E-I-O! KK WT? Interrupting fireworks. Interrupting fire- BOOM! KK WT? Interrupting semi. Interrupting se- HONK! And then: KK WT? Daddy Daddy who? Excuse me? Don’t get smart. It’s your father, now open the door! KK WT? Woody Woody who? Woody you like to know. KK WT? Tanks Tanks who? Tanks for opening the door, it’s freezing! KK WT? Laugh at Laugh at who? Laugh at me, I’m hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/25 "2015-08-21T20:09:48Z")
Q: What do you do if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns? A: Go for the juggler. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/26 "2015-08-21T23:23:50Z")
Where does a hedgehog get chilli dogs? Sonic That may be too “inside” ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/27 "2015-08-22T12:46:48Z")
What happens when you get a kilobyte? –It megahertz. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/28 "2015-08-22T14:13:14Z")
Kilobyte? Megahertz? See above comments about “21st century”. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/29 "2015-08-22T14:42:44Z")
Why Harry Styles exhausted? Because Taylor Swift! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/30 "2015-08-22T15:09:32Z")
Why did Michelle Duggar chop up and snort her aspirin? She won’t use the pill. My congressman wanted to stop Obamacare, but under his own proposed new rules, it counted as a pre-existing condition. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/31 "2015-08-24T03:12:41Z")
Why don’t buffalo use their cell phones much? Roaming charges ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/32 "2015-08-24T14:31:51Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > Why don’t buffalo use their cell phones much? > > Roaming charges Thank you! My big laugh of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/33 "2015-09-28T15:19:16Z")
A mom notices her son has written his new password on a Post-It note and stuck it on the computer. The note reads, _MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto_. She asks, “Why such a long password, Timmy?” He says, “The computer said it has to have at least four characters.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/34 "2015-09-29T18:22:47Z")
A guy notices that his friend has 26 Nooks and asks what that’s all about. The friend explains he has put every book in the world into the Nooks, all alphabetically arranged for each subject. “What if I want erotica?” asked the friend. “That’s easy. It’s in Nook E.” ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/35 "2015-09-29T19:37:56Z")
Why did the clown upgrade his smart phone? He wanted more gigglebytes ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/36 "2015-09-30T00:57:27Z")
Why did the guy delete all the German contacts from his phone? He wanted a Hans-free device > [@Aspidistra](#): > > How do sky-divers listen to music? > > On a high-pod I asked my kid this one, and he immediately shot back on the cloud!That IS a more up-to-date answer! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/37 "2015-09-30T00:59:56Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Why did the guy delete all the German contacts from his phone? I misread that as “_How_ did the guy delete all the German contacts from his phone” and guessed “Herr remover.” ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/38 "2015-09-30T05:57:03Z")
Why did the guy with the wireless headset have to go to the dentist? He lost his Bluetooth. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/39 "2015-10-01T20:56:27Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > I misread that as “_How_ did the guy delete all the German contacts from his phone” and guessed “Herr remover.” That’s a great follow-up! Toll! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crappy-kids-jokes-for-the-21st-century/720681/40 "2015-10-02T07:04:20Z")
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