# Crash Blossoms (Funny Made-Up Headlines)

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**Created:** [January 19, 2026, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crash-blossoms-funny-made-up-headlines/1026817 "2026-01-19T12:50:55Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crash-blossoms-funny-made-up-headlines/1026817/21 "2026-01-21T07:35:31Z")

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> [@Vlad\_Igor](#):
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> My contribution to the thread would be the catchy, but inaccurate Variety headline “Hix Nix Stix Pix.”

I believe it’s “Stix Nix Hix Pix.”

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