This thread reminds me of a joke told by Justin Wilson on his Cookin’ Cajun show.
Mama crawdad and her baby crawdad go out for a walk one day so she can teach the young’n ‘bout the world. They go for a while can come across a sheep grazing in the pasture and the baby crawdad raises his claws and starts running backwards in fright. Mama says "That’s just and old sheep, they don’t hurt nuthin’. They go for a little bit more and see a cow grazing in the pasture. Again, the baby crawdad raises his claws and starts running backwards in fright. Mama says "That’s just and old milk cow, they don’t hurt nuthin’. They go for a little while longer and see a person. This time Mama raises her claws and start running away. The baby crawdad asks “What’s wrong Mama?” and she says “Run boy! That’s a cajun, they’ll eat anything!”
BTW, I say crawdad.