# Crayola Crayon Colors We All Would Like To See. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708 "2002-04-04T03:16:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/1 "2002-04-04T03:16:44Z")
That must be “SDMB invisible OP”. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/2 "2002-04-04T03:17:55Z")
Dried Blood Brown. Semen White. Pus Yellow. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/3 "2002-04-04T03:18:51Z")
Cooter Pink ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/4 "2002-04-04T03:25:25Z")
\*\*Irridescent Jamocha Ripple Brown Erotic Crimson Empire Waist Summer Dress Lavender Ochre Blaze Persimmon Rainbow Jamocha Ripple Oak Tag Beige Kasha Varnishkes Dappled Brown Rump Roast Rouge Gold Lame Persimmon Wild Wysteria Lavender Pajama Purple Instant Message Blush Chalk Dust White Salt and Pepper Sparkles Bugs On The Windshield Brown Grass Stain Green Daring Toenail Glitter Royal Blue\*\* ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/5 "2002-04-04T03:39:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > **Instant Message Blush** Is it terrible that I know exactly what colour that is? Great list. I have nothing to add, because I suck. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/6 "2002-04-04T03:41:57Z")
Screen of Death Blue ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/7 "2002-04-04T03:44:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > \*\*Screen of Death Blue \*\* Hey, I’ve seen that one! :rolleyes: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/8 "2002-04-04T03:46:50Z")
Beatdown Bruise Purple Dried Birdcrap Ivory Scab Maroon Tabasco Red ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/9 "2002-04-04T04:00:32Z")
Baby Poo Yellow ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/10 "2002-04-04T04:04:37Z")
Chunky Vomit Fleck-Carrot-Orange ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/11 "2002-04-04T06:11:48Z")
SuSE Linux green Macintosh translucent pastels (collect the set!) PC clone beige City snow speckle Broccoli green Potato ivory Kung pao red Chernobyl yellow fluorescent _And these are the colours Mom never gave you:_ Meaty dogpoo red Weathered dogpoo brown Antique dogpoo grey Sirloin swirl (brown and translucent ivory) Phlegm yellow ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/12 "2002-04-04T06:35:53Z")
Old Piss Yellow Steak Fat White Moldy Green Clogged Toilet Mess Brown Blowjob Mystery Color (usually a peach crayon with pink or red markings around the outside) can also be green. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/13 "2002-04-04T07:11:05Z")
I gotta go with Calvin and Hobbes here. A complete set of crayons should include barf color 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/14 "2002-04-04T08:03:55Z")
[Fighting White](http://www.fightingwhites.org/) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/15 "2002-04-04T08:18:25Z")
**Ballistic Trauma Swirl** Crimson, with Cherry Red and “ **Cerebellum Tope** ” mixed in. **Gas Explosion Orange** **Scorched Titanium** **Zombie Green-Gray** **Acid Trip Indigo** (Catch the reference) **Invisible Pink** **California Smog** **Thermal-Optic Blend** **Jackboot Leather** **Etherial Being translucent "Flesh"** **Polka Dots** Ranchoth ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/16 "2002-04-04T10:10:54Z")
Lightly Grilled Umber Incandescent Puce Ultraviolet Blue-brown Octarine ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/17 "2002-04-04T11:47:30Z")
Screen of Death Blue Antique Monochrome Amber Mosquito Bite Red Hammered Fingernail Inept Phlebotomist Purple ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/18 "2002-04-04T13:22:52Z")
Bile Green ---
**Author:** ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/19 "2002-04-04T13:24:11Z")
Calf scours yellow. For those of you who don’t speak farmer go to… [http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=2&q=http://www.ianr.unl.edu/pubs/animaldisease/g269.htm&e=42](http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=2&q=http://www.ianr.unl.edu/pubs/animaldisease/g269.htm&e=42) ---
**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/20 "2002-04-04T13:34:22Z")
Actually some of the colours mentioned here are available from Citadel (for miniature painting) Scab Red Bubonic Brown Vomit Brown Vermin Brown Leprous Brown Nauseating Blue Snot Green Rotting Flesh Vile Green look here for a list [http://www.newwavegames.com/gw/citadel/index.html](http://www.newwavegames.com/gw/citadel/index.html) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708.md?page=2)