# Crayola Crayon Colors We All Would Like To See.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 4, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708 "2002-04-04T03:16:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/21 "2002-04-04T13:54:41Z")

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Flesh.

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**Author:** ![TheTailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@TheTailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTailor)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/22 "2002-04-04T16:15:28Z")

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How about Catholic School Girl Nipple pink?

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/23 "2002-04-04T16:25:13Z")

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You-made-Tammy-Faye-cry! Inky Black.

Michael Jackson Black. (Very pale grey that becomes a lighter shade each time it is used.)

Blue Balls

Melanoma

Brown Nose

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/24 "2002-04-04T16:27:15Z")

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Chicken Yellow  
Tickled Pink  
Testicle Blue

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Asparagus Piss Orange

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/26 "2002-04-04T17:12:11Z")

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Pimp Jacket Purple

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> \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \*  
> **Gold Lame**

Is it bad if I misread this as _lame_ as in ‘bad, inadequate, stupid’ rather than _lame’_?

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/27 "2002-04-04T17:20:35Z")

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Monica’s mouth mauve

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/28 "2002-04-04T17:34:34Z")

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Gang Green

😛

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/29 "2002-04-04T18:06:17Z")

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Phosphorescent–made with real Radium!

😃

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/30 "2002-04-04T19:18:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheTailor \*  
> \*\*How about Catholic School Girl Nipple pink? \*\*

One of my first race cars was painted with a mixture of left over paints. Mostly orange with some white and yellow. The track announcer called my the the “Pitty Tink” colored car. It would also make a nice crayon color too.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/31 "2002-04-04T19:56:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DeniseV \*  
> \*\* Is it bad if I misread this as _lame_ as in ‘bad, inadequate, stupid’ rather than _lame’_? \*\*

**YES.**

😛

_Originally Posted by_ **sidle**

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> Michael Jackson Black. (Very pale grey that becomes a lighter shade each time it is used.)

Would that be anything like the famous \*\*"Procul Harum - Whiter Shade Of Pale Pale " \*\* ???

I have a few more to offer, although I’m **Tickled Pink** over what’s here so far.

**Automated Phone System Raging Impotence Crimson** ( Indicative of my day, n’est pas?? :rolleyes: )\*\*

Oreo Springtime Yellow

Liver Spots Brown

I’ve Got A Crush On You Ivory

Molano Blanco Black ( **otherwise known as a Blacker Shade Of Black…** )

Bloodshot Eyeball White

Radioactive Cobalt Blue

Thunder Gray (\*\*this is a real color, but my gosh what a COOL name, huh??? \*\*)

Dental Plaque Off-White

Seaweed Green\*\*

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/32 "2002-04-04T21:12:08Z")

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I say go for the seventies set:

Awful Shag Carpeting Yellow  
Ooh, A Trash Compactor Avocado  
Blazing Refrigerator Burnt Orange  
No, It’s Not a Greasy Stove, It’s Harvest Gold  
Polyester Leisure Suit Baby Blue  
And the 80s pop music set:

Michael Jackson’s Sequined Glove Silver  
Madonna’s Blonde Ambition Platinum  
Spandau Ballet’s Gold  
Duran Duran’s Rio Blue (similar in color to Blondie’s The Tide Is High Blue, but not an exact match by any means)  
David Bowie’s Let’s Dance Red (Shoes)  
Wham’s Careless Whisper White  
John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band’s On The Dark Side Black  
UB40’s Red, Red Wine  
Cyndi Lauper’s Money Changes Everything Green

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**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/33 "2002-04-05T01:32:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by adam yax \*  
> \*\*Flesh. \*\*

Retired in the early 60’s. Now known as apricot.

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> Originally posted by lieu \ ***Tickled Pink**

Is currently a Crayola crayon color.

Check [here](http://www.crayola.com/) for more.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/34 "2002-04-05T05:19:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by adam yax \*  
> \*\*Flesh. \*\*

I want 60 different shades of flesh.

\*\*  
Recently Tanned Italian Caucasian  
BlueBlack Ethiopian Outdoor Worker  
Russian Indoor Financial Analyst  
Sun-shy Irish Librarian with Freckles  
WASP with Mild Jaundice  
Jewish Ashkenazi Rarely in Sunlight  
Cotton-pickin’ Redneck @ 70 yrs Old  
I Identify As Black But 7/8 my GreatGrands Were White  
Scottish Moors Outdoors Every Day Low Sun Angle  
Newborn Navajo All The Way Back  
Amy Tan San Fran USAsian with Some Caucasian  
Old Kenyan Faint Grey On Black  
Tanning Salon California Roast Caucasian  
Israeli Tank Commander With Time in Sun  
Ice-fishing Inuit Teenager Faint Blue Hue  
Ow Crappy SunScreen Sunburnt in Orlando NY Caucasian Tourist  
Mocha Java cón Leche Multi Ancestry I  
Attila The Hun in Winter  
Paraguay Portuguese Transit Workder with Mod. Chem. Discoloration  
Lederhosen Mountain Climbing Teutonic Outdoorsy Type  
Inback Not Outback Aussie Commuter 1/16 Aboriginal  
New Delhi Proudly And Emphatically With The Dot  
Solitary Confinement, What Sun, Undernourished Caucasian  
Chocolate Jamaica We Wear Hats in the Sun Elegant Ladies  
Mom From Hokkaido, Dad Mexican Aztec, @ 43  
Oldest Living Cherokee  
The Dalai Lama Inhabits This Skin  
Norwegian Single Guy Seeks Parner in Club  
Black and Hispanic and Native American and White  
Fiji Fisherman

(etc)

Skin colors are so cool!

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**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/35 "2002-04-05T05:28:14Z")

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My ex-husband once referred t a shade of nail polish that I happened to be wearing as “pussy-lip pink.” Can’t remember the actual name of the shade, bu I do remember laughing hysterically.

I think that’d make a fine Crayola color.

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**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/36 "2002-04-05T11:19:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by racer72 \*  
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> [Flesh]
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> Retired in the early 60’s. Now known as apricot.\*\*

Are you sure about that early '60’s thing? Because I had a new box of Crayolas in the early '70’s, and it most definitely included the orangey-pink “Flesh” crayon. The Crayola site is mysteriously silent on the subject of the “Flesh” crayon.

I seem to recall that I tended to color people “Peach” anyway…😛

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**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/37 "2002-04-05T12:25:43Z")

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> Attila The Hun in Winter

what, Blue with red stripes at the sleeve?  
(dont worry, one person will get that joke)  
I would love to see Hungover fuzz grey.

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**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/38 "2002-04-05T15:07:24Z")

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> _ **AHunter** said:_  
> I want 60 different shades of flesh…

ROTFLMAO!!!  
Brilliant!

The “Solitary Confinement, What Sun, Undernourished Caucasian” goes two slots down from the “Caucasian Cube Farm Office Worker”…

Still looking for that “Plump Golden Chinese Northern City-Dweller”, although the “Sun-shy Irish Librarian with Freckles” is definitely intriguing. 😃

I’ll look forward to the boxed set. Meanwhile, someone should get going on the Photoshop swatches…

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**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crayola-crayon-colors-we-all-would-like-to-see/101708/39 "2002-04-05T15:16:32Z")

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It’s freezing cold fingernail bed blue

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> \*Originally posted by AHunter3 \*  
> \*\*  
> I want 60 different shades of flesh.
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> Skin colors are so cool! \*\*

Thank you for understanding the point I was trying to make.

I too remember the pinkish-orangish coloured crayon known as _Flesh_, from my childhood in the 1970’s. I also remember thinking that the colour it left on white paper didn’t look anything like anybody that I knew.

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