# Crazy Ivan post..
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 8, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265 "2003-09-08T11:13:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/1 "2003-09-08T11:13:34Z")
All STOP crazy ivan… peace out dudes!
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/2 "2003-09-08T11:33:38Z")
What the fuck?
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### Author:  [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/3 "2003-09-08T11:34:02Z")
Sadly, this is just not as surreal as the Burning your dog post. I give it 3 stars.
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### Author:  [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/4 "2003-09-08T11:36:43Z")
Stop posting high or drunk, Moron.
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### Author:  [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/5 "2003-09-08T11:36:57Z")
Ivan tactics people got to find what going on behind me… you’re not listening are you?
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### Author:  [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/6 "2003-09-08T11:38:22Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Aslan of Narnia \*
> \*\*Stop posting high or drunk, Moron. \*\*
Am i? I think you are… watch it now.
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/7 "2003-09-08T11:38:44Z")
Fire torpedos!!
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### Author:  [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/8 "2003-09-08T11:39:15Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Thaidog \*
> \*\*Am i? I think you are… watch it now. \*\*
:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/9 "2003-09-08T11:40:01Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*
> \*\*What the fuck? \*\*
You don’t know crazy Ivan?!
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/10 "2003-09-08T11:40:18Z")
Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Deathsky rays”.
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### Author:  [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/11 "2003-09-08T11:41:09Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*
> \*\*Fire torpedos!! \*\*
Ah you got it! Got to watch your back… it’s a bitch liv’n like _dat_!
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### Author:  [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/12 "2003-09-08T11:46:22Z")
Sadly, in the context of this thread, but my parents decided to christen me “Ivan” - I prefer Ive (as in it rhymes with ‘dive’) - but anyway you look at it, I had to open this thread to find out if it related to me in any way.
I doesn’t… but arguably I’m pretty crazy at any rate.
P.S. My father’s Austrian. Why couldn’t I have been called Dieter or summin like that?
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### Author:  [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/13 "2003-09-08T11:48:28Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo \*
> \*\*Sadly, in the context of this thread, but my parents decided to christen me “Ivan” - I prefer Ive (as in it rhymes with ‘dive’) - but anyway you look at it, I had to open this thread to find out if it related to me in any way.
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> I doesn’t… but arguably I’m pretty crazy at any rate.
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> P.S. My father’s Austrian. Why couldn’t I have been called Dieter or summin like that? \*\*
i’ve was a in the USSR navy… whatever that is… a good tactician.
Austrian eh? Let’s throw a few shrimp… on the BAR B Q!!!
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### Author:  [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/14 "2003-09-08T11:57:42Z")
crazy ivan is burning my dog??
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### Author:  [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/15 "2003-09-08T11:58:44Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \*
> \*\*crazy ivan is burning my dog?? \*\*
Only if he gets the chance… mannnnnn!
…after all he _is_ crazy
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### Author:  [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/16 "2003-09-08T12:03:23Z")
Ah, it’s time for **Michael Ellis** to post again.
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### Author:  [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/17 "2003-09-08T12:07:46Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Thaidog \*
> \*\*i’ve was a in the USSR navy… whatever that is… a good tactician.
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> Austrian eh? Let’s throw a few shrimp… on the BAR B Q!!! \*\*
Please tell me? You do know the difference between Austria and Australia, don’t you? Or did I just read a really lame “Dumb and Dumber” reference?
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### Author:  [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/18 "2003-09-08T12:08:19Z")
Ah, it’s time for **Michael Ellis** to post again.
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### Author:  [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/19 "2003-09-08T12:10:41Z")
Ah, it’s time for **Michael Ellis** to post again…
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### Author:  [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-ivan-post/200265/20 "2003-09-08T12:11:32Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo \*
> \*\*Please tell me? You do know the difference between Austria and Australia, don’t you? Or did I just read a really lame “Dumb and Dumber” reference? \*\*
well i’d like to think so… but :
_i_ guess I’m not getting to respect I need as usual… oh well, prove myself backwards all over again here ya go…
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