# Crazy Overkill Cross-Overs you'd like to see.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 10, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496 "2008-06-10T21:51:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/1 "2008-06-10T21:51:14Z")

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Alien vs Predator 3. After the Aliens have ravaged the Earth and created a huge infestation, humanity creates Terminators/Skynet to fight get rid of the alien menace. Meanwhile, in Detroit with the end of OCP Robocop takes on the mantle of ‘The Punisher’, to fight the alien scourge.

Robocop/Punisher of course is our hero.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/2 "2008-06-10T21:54:16Z")

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Mr Bean the Witch and the Wardrobe.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/3 "2008-06-11T00:29:55Z")

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Robocop vs Terminator _has_ been written. It was pretty good, too.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/4 "2008-06-11T02:23:19Z")

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Indiana Jones and the Chamber of Secrets

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**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/5 "2008-06-11T03:32:26Z")

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Titanic Carrie.  
After a lifetime of abuse at the hands of her gold digging mother, Carrie can’t take it anymore when her pervert forced-marriage fiancé beats up the first man to ever show her kindness.

New, Improved Team America.  
Peter Parker and Clark Kent notice that the Team has essentially the same goals as they do, with better paychecks, so they sign up.

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**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/6 "2008-06-11T16:07:30Z")

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_ **N.Y.P.D. Blue’s Clues** _:

**Fancy** : That is _not_ a pretty corpse.

**Medavoy** : This poor slob was sliced, diced and chopped.

**Sipowicz** : You want we should haul in Ron Popeil?

**Blue** : RRrrewwrr–ehwm?

**Steve** : Hey guys, look! Blue just brought us a clue!

**Fancy** : What the @#%& is that?

**Steve** : It’s an orange triangle!

**Blue** : erk–ooooo!!!

**Medavoy** : And what the &\*))&^$%^&)&^%% %^&(^!@ are we supposed to make of that?

**Steve** : I don’t know.

**Blue** : oughhhhrrmmm–mwfewwroo!

**Steve** : That’s a great idea, Blue! Let’s go sit in the…_thinking chair_.

**Sipowicz** : Yeah, yeah, that’s great. You go sit in your _thinking chair_…somewhere _else_. God, you’re twice as annoying as Caruso was.

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/7 "2008-06-11T16:46:20Z")

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[QUOTE=E-Sabbath]  
Robocop vs Terminator _has_ been written. It was pretty good, too.  
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It was damned good…especially the ending. I about shit my pants laughing when the T rex stepped on the robot dog.

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/8 "2008-06-11T16:53:28Z")

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House treats Bertie Wooster 😃

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/9 "2008-06-11T17:18:50Z")

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_Star Trek-Wars_, of course. The Federation begins exploring an uncharted part of the galaxy and stumbles across the Empire (naturally, they’d throw in their lot with the Rebellion).

Which _Trek_ species would join up with the Empire (Romulans, Ferengi, and Kardassians, of course – maybe Klingons). Which _Trek_ characters would learn the ways of the force and become Jedi knights (Wesley Crusher’s a shoe-in). How many Galaxy-class starships can an Imperial Star Destroyer take on at once? Etc.

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**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/10 "2008-06-12T00:33:30Z")

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I just came across this again today, and although it’s pretty old, it’s quite appropriate for this thread: [The Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM).

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-overkill-cross-overs-youd-like-to-see/452496/11 "2008-06-12T00:45:31Z")

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I know both shows are ended but I always thought it would be fun if Tony Soprano’s crew took a road trip to Baltimore and tangled with the Barksdales or Marlon/Chris/Snoop.
