# Crazy Rhubarb Lady Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care for Nosy Bitches **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997 "2013-07-31T15:51:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/1 "2013-07-31T15:51:15Z")
Crazy cat ladies got nothing on Insane Rhubarb Woman! [So NSFW!](Crazy Rhubarb Lady Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn’t Care for Nosy Bitches) ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/2 "2013-07-31T16:06:55Z")
I can relate. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/3 "2013-07-31T16:09:26Z")
Link doesn’t work for me for some reason, but I’m guessing it’s this below: > **[Crazy Rhubarb Lady](https://uproxx.com/videos/crazy-rhubarb-lady/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A%20clipnation%20%28Clip%20Nation%29)** > > Visit the post for more. Yep, crazy swearing lady is crazy and swearing. ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/4 "2013-07-31T16:12:57Z")
Yes, thank you. My linking skills are failing this week. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/5 "2013-07-31T16:21:41Z")
I love me some rhubarb; it brings out the best and worst in people, though. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/6 "2013-08-01T01:15:26Z")
Hey I remember her! She took all the rhubarb _and_ all the neighborhood boys’ virginities. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/7 "2013-08-01T01:20:38Z")
> [@rhubarbarin](#): > > I can relate. Win. I don’t even need to read any more. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/8 "2013-08-01T01:27:15Z")
Entertaining. I give it a 7/10. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/9 "2013-08-01T02:09:31Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Hey I remember her! She took all the rhubarb _and_ all the neighborhood boys’ virginities. And knocked up the dog. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/10 "2013-08-01T04:13:02Z")
I loved how calm the other lady was. She reminded me of Sybil Fawlty. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/11 "2013-08-01T04:38:18Z")
That was special. I can just imagine that woman going about her day - “Goddamn it, where’s my fucking mail, you asshole?” “I want a fucking cheeseburger and goddamned shitting fries with that, bitch!” “Your goddamned dinner is in the fucking oven, you cockgobbler.” ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/12 "2013-08-01T17:49:47Z")
It’s on Reddit: [http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1je9yp/crazy\_lady\_in\_my\_town\_caught\_stealing\_rhubarb/](http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1je9yp/crazy_lady_in_my_town_caught_stealing_rhubarb/) Best Reddit comment sequence right here: #1: Somebody autotune this into something awesome. #2: I don’t even think this has a pitch to autotune. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/13 "2013-08-01T19:00:50Z")
Reminds me of my sister. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/14 "2013-08-01T19:28:26Z")
She should run for President. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/15 "2013-08-01T20:35:08Z")
Rhubarb Lady don’t care. Rhubarb lady don’t give a shit. She just takes what she wants. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/16 "2013-08-01T20:49:16Z")
I have a vision of Rhubarb Lady in tights with a cape, screaming foul curses at Master Criminals. “Run for it, Frankie! It’s Rhubarb Lady!” “Hey you M----er F–kers, put that f–king s–t down! Gawd damn C–k s–king thieves!” ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/17 "2013-08-02T00:31:11Z")
I’m guessing this is a leftover argument from a church bake sale re: rhubarb pie. Her voice. is. EPIC. EPIC. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/18 "2013-08-02T01:31:48Z")
“Don’t call me Sweetheart, Honeybun! What are ya, a fuckin’ Lezzie?!” ::snicker:: ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/19 "2013-08-02T02:22:52Z")
I really wish we got the full sentence at the beginning, because “Pinocchio fucker” is my favorite insult of the entire thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997/20 "2013-08-02T02:39:12Z")
So that’s what Howard’s mom from Big Bang Theory looks like. Finally. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-for-nosy-bitches/664997.md?page=2)