# CrazyCat Lady

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 25, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411 "2004-03-25T20:09:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Blown\_Injected](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@Blown\_Injected](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blown_Injected)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/1 "2004-03-25T20:09:31Z")

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# ========================================== \>\>CrazyCatLady Do you mean that large blue, red, and yellow thing across the top, that says THE STRAIGHT DOPE, etc.? That’s a logo, dipshit, not an ad.\<\<

NO, look above the logo on the home/front page.

And you call me a dipshit!?!?!?!?!

You just wish to bitch, at least take a look before you shoot your mouth off.

Good Day. The chatter of inferior beings tires me.  
I said Good Day!

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/2 "2004-03-25T20:13:48Z")

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Link, por favor?

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**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/3 "2004-03-25T20:26:01Z")

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> [@Blown & Injected](#):
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> # ========================================== \>\>CrazyCatLady Do you mean that large blue, red, and yellow thing across the top, that says THE STRAIGHT DOPE, etc.? That’s a logo, dipshit, not an ad.\<\<
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> NO, look above the logo on the home/front page.
> 
> And you call me a dipshit!?!?!?!?!
> 
> You just wish to bitch, at least take a look before you shoot your mouth off.

Best laugh I’ve had all day. **Blown** accusing someone else of just wanting to bitch.

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> Good Day. The chatter of inferior beings tires me.

Then the chatter of superior beings must really exhaust you.

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/4 "2004-03-25T20:27:05Z")

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Oh, he means his little rant about Ed being a liar, where he claims the message boards benefit the Reader, because of all the banner ads. I’ve never seen a banner ad, because I go straight to the _message board_ homepage, not the Straight Dope homepage. He’s technically right, apparently there is one banner ad on the column’s homepage, but he’s still a moron, because that ad has no bearing on the message boards.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/5 "2004-03-25T20:37:36Z")

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So, B&A, since you never hesitate to shoot your idiot mouth off…

… Got those figures as to just HOW MUCH those ads benefit the Reader?

(Ironically, I checked the ad on the SD home page just now… and the ad was one for the Reader itself. How do they generate revenue by advertising themselves?)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/6 "2004-03-25T20:39:22Z")

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> [@CrazyCatLady](#):
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> He’s technically right, apparently there is one banner ad on the column’s homepage, but he’s still a moron, because that ad has no bearing on the message boards.

Seems he’s not even paying attention to what those ads _are_! I count 11 unique ones, nine of which are advertising the Reader.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/7 "2004-03-25T20:46:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I said Good Day!

I feel guilty for laughing at this.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/8 "2004-03-25T20:50:18Z")

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> [@SPOOFE](#):
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> . How do they generate revenue by advertising themselves?

Volume.

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**Author:** ![Blown\_Injected](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@Blown\_Injected](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blown_Injected)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/9 "2004-03-25T20:52:26Z")

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> [@CrazyCatLady](#):
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> Oh, he means his little rant about Ed being a liar, where he claims the message boards benefit the Reader, because of all the banner ads. I’ve never seen a banner ad, because I go straight to the _message board_ homepage, not the Straight Dope homepage. He’s technically right, apparently there is one banner ad on the column’s homepage, but he’s still a moron, because that ad has no bearing on the message boards.

Now that’s just what I’m talkin’ about - I did not say that. You damn liar.

I said it does not cost much to keep a message board going - CCL asked for some possible benefit, I said banner ads and recognition. I never claimed the banner ads were enough to cover the total costs

Spoofe, you figured the beast way to pay yet :rolleyes:

As this begins to roll back into an area that the mods have tried to consolidate I will again say  
Good Day

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/10 "2004-03-25T20:55:08Z")

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1. Self-advertising banners.
2. 
3. Profit.

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**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/11 "2004-03-25T21:04:13Z")

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The real human tragedy here is that for each minute that **Blown & Injected** spends here arguing with the intellectual fleas who nip at his mighty ankles, the [“BEST board on the web”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4662232&postcount=1) receives one less minute of his wit and intellect.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/12 "2004-03-25T21:09:09Z")

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I thought Blown huffed that he wasn’t going to join up. He’s a CM now?

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/13 "2004-03-25T21:09:30Z")

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Looks like somebody forgot to mention **Opal**!

Evidently someone else has no reading comprehension. On the first page, the OP claimed that the Reader gets benefit from these boards, but some of us are too stupd to see how. So, I asked for an explanation, and the request went ignored. I asked again how the boards benefit the Reader, and this was the explanation I got

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> TCR gets plenty of recognition here and income from banner ads  
> [http://www.chicagoreader.com/readerinc/Onlinerate.html](http://www.chicagoreader.com/readerinc/Onlinerate.html)

I pointed out that the classified ads were income from the Reader, not from the boards, and was referred to the banner ad at the top of the homepage, which I mistakenly assumed meant the main forum listing page.

You can misrepresent all you want, but it just makes you look like an even bigger moron.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/14 "2004-03-25T21:12:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I said it does not cost much to keep a message board going

$20,000 a year is “not much”?

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> Spoofe, you figured the beast way to pay yet

Yeah. Probably the same way you did. The difference is that I don’t need the title “Charter Member” under my name to give myself a false sense of superiority. I get my false sense of superiority from point out idiocy such as your own.

So where’re those revenue figures you seem to have, dickhead? You seem so confident in your assessment of the situation, surely you’d have SOME evidence to back it up, right?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/15 "2004-03-25T21:21:55Z")

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> [@Blown & Injected](#):
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> I said it does not cost much to keep a message board going - CCL asked for some possible benefit, I said banner ads and recognition. I never claimed the banner ads were enough to cover the total costs

Your argument would have more weight if not for 82% of those banners coming from The Chicago Reader itself.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/16 "2004-03-25T21:27:44Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> I feel guilty for laughing at this.

You’ll laugh harder if you read it in the voice of Bobby Hill

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/17 "2004-03-25T22:39:36Z")

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> [@CrazyCatLady](#):
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> You can misrepresent all you want, but it just makes you look like an even bigger moron.

Is that even possible?

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/18 "2004-03-25T22:42:21Z")

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Anyone who pits **CrazyCatLady** for something so stupid IS a dipshit. All your driveling about the boards just reinforces your case.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/19 "2004-03-25T23:18:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Blown & Injected  
> **Charter Member**

Fuck.

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**Author:** ![Blown\_Injected](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@Blown\_Injected](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blown_Injected)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazycat-lady/236411/20 "2004-03-26T00:06:59Z")

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Spoofe, you like some others here are so dim it is really not worth the effort but my comment about being a member and about you was not about superiority, that is only your insecurity coming out, it was about how fucking stupid you must be to have such an issue with how you are going to determine the best method to use to pay $5 to become a member.

GMRyujin, she called me a dipshit because she was to quick to put her foot in her mouth to even look for the banner ads - I only pitted her because the other thread was closed.

CCL, I am not misrepresenting - you are the moron that could not find the very first thing one sees when the straight [dope.com](http://dope.com) is loaded

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