# CrazyChop = Crowbar of Irony +3

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazychop-crowbar-of-irony-3/522316>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 23, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazychop-crowbar-of-irony-3/522316 "2009-12-23T13:52:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazychop-crowbar-of-irony-3/522316/1 "2009-12-23T13:52:04Z")

</div>

Just in time for the festive seasons, I have ‘upgraded’ myself to the **Crowbar of Irony +3**. Less of the chopping, more of the blunt damage 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazychop-crowbar-of-irony-3/522316/2 "2009-12-23T17:47:16Z")

</div>

I like your new name, even if it took me a few seconds to get it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazychop-crowbar-of-irony-3/522316/3 "2009-12-23T17:59:54Z")

</div>

Brilliant.

What do you do on a critical strike?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazychop-crowbar-of-irony-3/522316/4 "2009-12-23T19:36:18Z")

</div>

Swings real hard and runs to first?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazychop-crowbar-of-irony-3/522316/5 "2009-12-24T13:46:33Z")

</div>

> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
>
> Brilliant.
> 
> What do you do on a critical strike?

Make people think more about the world, I hope!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![\_xiao\_wenti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b782af/32.png) [@\_xiao\_wenti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_xiao_wenti)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crazychop-crowbar-of-irony-3/522316/6 "2009-12-24T16:18:43Z")

</div>

's better than -2 monkey wrench of shame