# Create a different movie with the same title!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 6, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172 "2015-09-06T13:12:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/21 "2015-09-06T20:57:14Z")

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…The Shining.

For one young Englishman with dreams of a better life, the only way out of poverty was starting a career in the military; this winter, Universal Pictures invites you to see the extraordinary true story of his earliest days as an Army officer’s personal servant in…

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/22 "2015-09-06T21:03:23Z")

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… **Batman Begins**.

The backbone of America’s power grid:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/23 "2015-09-06T21:15:28Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> **No Country for Old Men** : a remake of _Logan’s Run._
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> .

I’ve got a better suggestion:

An officious retirement home director takes revenge on his unruly charges by preventing the yearly outing to the Grand Ole Opry

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**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/24 "2015-09-06T21:36:33Z")

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Hoo, Boy.

I apologize to **Love Rhombus**. It is rude to redirect someone else’s thread, or change the rules of someone else’s game, and I used to know that. I hope the OP will come in and tell us whether s/he is okay with the change, and I would encourage everyone posting to just do so as originally invited until that happens.

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/25 "2015-09-06T21:47:56Z")

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_Twister_: two hours of “left hand on yellow, right foot on red”.

_A Night at the Opera_: a live recording of the season opening of Carmen, intercut with audience shots

_The Birds_: a documentary of the migratory journey of the European swallow

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/26 "2015-09-06T22:24:25Z")

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> [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](#):
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> Hoo, Boy.
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> I apologize to **Love Rhombus**. It is rude to redirect someone else’s thread, or change the rules of someone else’s game, and I used to know that. I hope the OP will come in and tell us whether s/he is okay with the change, and I would encourage everyone posting to just do so as originally invited until that happens.

How dare you come into my thread with a better idea than mine! :mad:

Just kidding, feel free to do either my game or yours as you like!

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**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/27 "2015-09-06T23:12:44Z")

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**Love Rhombus** , you are more gracious than I was polite. Thanks.

**Lumpy** , I’m stumped. _Copper Canyon_ is too obscure, _Niagara_ doesn’t fit in the modern era, and _The Wire_ isn’t a movie. Still thinking, but, good clue.

**CalMeacham** , I like your suggestion, but **mbh** ’s also mostly fits, and is punchy. I couldn’t do better than either.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/28 "2015-09-06T23:18:31Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> The backbone of America’s power grid:

> [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](#):
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> **Lumpy** , I’m stumped. _Copper Canyon_ is too obscure, _Niagara_ doesn’t fit in the modern era, and _The Wire_ isn’t a movie. Still thinking, but, good clue.

“Robots in disguise” 😉

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2015, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/29 "2015-09-06T23:56:26Z")

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_The Men Who Stare at Goats:_ An introduction to the exciting world of the shepherd.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/30 "2015-09-07T00:06:43Z")

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_The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly_- three blind dates go horribly wrong.

_Captain America: The Winter Soldier_-A punk/reggae band at the Olympics

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**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/31 "2015-09-07T00:42:35Z")

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_My Dinner with Andre_: Wallace Shawn and Andre the Giant discuss the finer points of acting in _The Princess Bride_ over plates of pasta.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/32 "2015-09-07T14:09:46Z")

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Wait, Andre the Giant was in _The Princess Bride_? Wasn’t that the movie about the Crown Princess falling in love with another woman, and the British aristocracy and social followers slowly coming to grips with the fact that they’d soon have two queens?

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**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/33 "2015-09-07T14:58:54Z")

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Oh, right. _Transformers_. I forgot to mention I’m a little out of touch, culturally. I’ll try one more anyway.

From Wholecloth Pictures: A mild-mannered seamstress in a venal and corrupt fabric store must find the courage to demand–

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/34 "2015-09-07T15:50:38Z")

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…The Whole Nine Yards.

Coming this summer: a woman marries a skeptical arson investigator.

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/35 "2015-09-07T16:23:46Z")

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**Aunt-Man** The addition of a ‘u’ makes this a Tyler Perry film where he gets hold of a set of super Spanx that shrinks him to the size of a Barbie doll so he can fight against stereotype images in his nieces and nephews toys.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/36 "2015-09-07T16:24:16Z")

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> [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](#):
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> _The Last Airbender_. “In a world in which balloon animals have been outlawed…”

For the win, IMHO. 🙂

_The Wizard of Oz_. “All he needed was a lift to Hogwarts, mate!”

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**Author:** ![Dante\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dante\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante_G)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/37 "2015-09-07T16:25:10Z")

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For years, it has brought satisfaction and pleasure to woman all over the world. It’s been places some people only dream of. Now, for the first time, we get to learn it’s tale.

\*\*\*Toy Story \*\*\*

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/38 "2015-09-07T17:08:29Z")

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> [@Dante\_G](#):
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> For years, it has brought satisfaction and pleasure to woman all over the world. It’s been places some people only dream of. Now, for the first time, we get to learn it’s tale.
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> \*\*\*Toy Story \*\*\*

Actually two toys: a dildo named “Woody” and a high-tech vibrator named “Buzz”.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/39 "2015-09-07T17:38:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Coming this summer: a woman marries a skeptical arson investigator.

_Mrs. Doubtfire_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-a-different-movie-with-the-same-title/730172/40 "2015-09-07T23:26:29Z")

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In the spirit of 9/11, yet another World Trade Center documentary: _The Two Towers_

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