# Create an absurd Haiku! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 1, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254 "2007-04-01T01:36:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/261 "2008-01-09T01:27:53Z")
It’s not important If I’m eating Dominos Coors Light would suffice. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/262 "2008-01-09T03:47:59Z")
I confess that I actually like Dominos, but it’s not my fave. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/263 "2008-01-09T03:51:44Z")
Van Morrison: > [@](#): > > Oh, oh domino, > DOMINO mumble mumble > Oh, oh, Domino! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/264 "2008-01-09T03:57:12Z")
Cat sheds on new shirt Lint brush will remove most hair The rest goes in nose. iMac and iPod Both old now, by tech standards but brand new last month. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/265 "2008-01-09T14:11:57Z")
I want some new teeth maybe gold, maybe diamond I’m just that stylish ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/266 "2008-01-09T14:43:33Z")
Another list done. More lists in the work folder? More coffee, now, please. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/267 "2008-01-09T14:47:41Z")
Oh, you were joking. Today is not Tarzan Day. Wish I had some pants. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/268 "2008-01-09T16:42:50Z")
Tarzan Day? No, no, today is Absurd Haiku Day, didn’t you know? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/269 "2008-01-09T17:10:39Z")
Lately every day is absurd haiku day here I’m alright with that. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/270 "2008-01-09T22:14:52Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] I am just in awe; that presidential haiku is a masterpiece. \*(Although I noticed the lines Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, and Grover Cleveland. both lack one syllable…)\* [/QUOTE] True on the second one – I meant to type **S.** Grover Cleveland, as his actual first name was Stephen. However, I pronounce Guiteau’s victim’s name as “Gar-fi-eld” – definitely three syllables. Still, thanks for the compliment! Mike the Tiger roars, LSU beats OSU. Brutus Buckeye mourns. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/271 "2008-01-09T22:23:16Z")
Must…hurry up…eat Cereal…getting…soggy One…bite…before…death ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/272 "2008-01-09T22:39:57Z")
**Cluricaun** , PopTarts will not, I promise, kill you, and they’re quite tasty! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/273 "2008-01-10T15:02:45Z")
Rock music would suck If we all had lobster claws instead of just hands ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/274 "2008-01-10T21:35:52Z")
“Lobster lobster claw, Lobster lobster lobster claw.” Looks so strange, like that! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/275 "2008-01-10T21:48:17Z")
Badger Badger Snake Mushroom Mushroom Mushroom Snake Five Thousand XP. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/276 "2008-01-10T22:21:16Z")
I had a weird dream Rachel Ray eating sausage while in my garage. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/277 "2008-01-10T22:23:42Z")
Pounding, pounding head It hurts like a mother fuck. Mountain Dew all gone. ---
**Author:** ![vison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e47774/32.png) [@vison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vison)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/278 "2008-01-10T22:33:49Z")
Become a Doper be profound, kewl and witty be superior outside is raining on sloppy snow, the gutters clogged, running over ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/279 "2008-01-10T22:35:23Z")
Become a Doper become quite unproductive wait, I have to _work_?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/280 "2008-01-10T22:55:47Z")
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