# Create an absurd Haiku! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 1, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254 "2007-04-01T01:36:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/301 "2008-01-15T01:21:19Z")
Marianas Trench Once, in 1960. For twenty minutes. Zombie threads don’t die. Perhaps it needs a bumping? Nah. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![vison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e47774/32.png) [@vison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vison)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/302 "2008-01-15T01:38:27Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] Sisyphian pains Eternal rock and rolling Pebbles before swine. 😃 [/QUOTE] Olympians rock? Nah. They ain’t hep to the jive. They all mazurka. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/303 "2008-01-15T14:44:41Z")
I was dancin’ with Athena the other day, but her owl squawked. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/304 "2008-01-15T15:43:02Z")
I do my own dance looks like I’m being tazered please don’t mock me bro! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/305 "2008-01-24T17:51:23Z")
I shan’t mock you, bro, but I just might post the last haiku! Um, or not. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/306 "2008-01-24T19:40:57Z")
I say damn you sir for reawakening this this damnable thread beast. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/307 "2008-01-25T04:20:08Z")
Damn me all you wish, sir, but then at least refrain from posting again! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/308 "2008-01-25T08:21:27Z")
Die you evil thread Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die ---
**Author:** ![Havik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Havik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havik)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/309 "2008-01-25T08:31:21Z")
Perhaps Boyo Jim wins this thread? Really though, I made the damn thread and never expected it to last this long. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/310 "2008-01-25T14:30:36Z")
I’ve got the rocking pneumonia and the urge to do haiku. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/311 "2008-01-25T14:41:22Z")
**Brillig, Slithy Toves Did Gyre and Gimbal in Wabe A Jabberwocky** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/312 "2008-01-25T16:34:34Z")
I bought a new bike I’m joining a biker gang I hope they like Schwinns ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/313 "2008-01-27T21:09:36Z")
Ancient coins revealed A Roman profile beheld Tarnished not with age. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/314 "2008-01-27T22:20:27Z")
[QUOTE=Havik] Perhaps Boyo Jim wins this thread? Really though, I made the damn thread and never expected it to last this long. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] The Haiku Beast stirs! Test not its terrible wrath Lest it linger on ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/315 "2008-01-27T22:59:58Z")
Two parts whiskey and one part sweet vermouth is how I like Manhattans ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/316 "2008-02-01T14:45:42Z")
This thread cannot die for haiku is eternal, my friends, is it not? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/317 "2008-02-01T21:34:34Z")
This thread must die doon, I must have sex with the dead, and the soon to be. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/318 "2008-02-01T21:46:56Z")
Hello everyone how have you been since the last time this thread came up? ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/319 "2008-02-01T21:49:13Z")
Plane on a treadmill Whither thou goest? Off, up? Or no place at all? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/320 "2008-02-01T21:57:55Z")
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