# Create an absurd Haiku! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 1, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254 "2007-04-01T01:36:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/141 "2007-11-23T18:44:08Z")
Bicycle giraffe Brightly colored machine tools True Dada haiku! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/142 "2007-11-23T19:14:47Z")
Chickadee with snot That’s snot, Chickadee. Snot, snot! Damn! Don’t pick my nose! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/143 "2007-11-23T19:26:37Z")
Chickadee with snot. That’s snot, Chickadee. Snot, snot! Damn! Don’t pick my nose! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/144 "2007-11-23T19:33:29Z")
Five syllables then Seven syllables and Five more syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/145 "2007-11-23T19:36:54Z")
Darn hamsters, messing with my posts. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/146 "2007-11-24T00:39:39Z")
Darn hamsters, messing With **Tikki** ’s posts - how I hate Them and their whiskers! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/147 "2007-11-24T13:58:14Z")
Just so we’re clear now I am the thread killer here My poem will be last. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/148 "2007-11-25T02:07:59Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Just so we’re clear now I am the thread killer here My poem will be last. [/QUOTE] Somehow I doubt this, Although I can’t quite say why And I might be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/149 "2007-11-25T06:18:23Z")
Interesting thought This could go on forever I love some Haiku ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/150 "2007-11-25T10:09:48Z")
Up since one aye ehm. This jet lag is killing me. And now, a long drive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/151 "2007-11-25T14:39:49Z")
O **Cartooniverse** , I hope you had a safe drive, And are now resting. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/152 "2007-11-25T15:48:15Z")
My internet tubes Are clogged, so I blow in them, No good, they’re still clogged Haiku Haiku Hai, Haiku Haiku Haiku Hai, Haiku Haiku Hai. Mako loco so, Loco Mako hoho Whoa! hoho hoho ho! ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/153 "2007-11-25T22:22:33Z")
“Best of the Worst?” True! Lameness of haiku epic Lytton would be proud. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/154 "2007-11-26T14:30:42Z")
Parrots don’t have teeth I noticed with great alarm What did we eat then? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/155 "2007-11-26T14:57:05Z")
You would, maybe, have Preferred that parrots _have_ teeth? I sure am puzzled. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/156 "2007-11-26T15:37:24Z")
My preference is Not to be served cooked small bats When the chef said parrot. ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/157 "2007-11-26T15:52:03Z")
A friend of mine came up with this one. I wish I could take credit for it. David Allan Coe: I was drunk the day my mom Got out of prison ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/158 "2007-11-26T18:32:32Z")
Hmmm. That reads like a Real country western haiku. Nashville on Line 2! ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/159 "2007-11-26T18:40:49Z")
I bent my Wookie My cat’s breath smells like cat food It tastes like burning ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-an-absurd-haiku/398254/160 "2007-11-26T21:00:50Z")
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