# Create my sigline **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452 "2000-07-13T16:39:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/21 "2000-07-20T19:56:47Z")
“Einstein reminds me of my dog. I want to pat his fluffy head.” – Jane Siberry ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/22 "2000-07-20T20:07:15Z")
How about a quote from Moe “Mike Rotch, Mike Rotch, has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?” ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/23 "2000-07-20T20:09:30Z")
Here’s some I haven’t gotten around to using yet: You know the old saying: a revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green biothitic plant substances. “Bother,” said Pooh, “Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge.” Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. “I’ve never been to New Zealand before. But one of my role models, Xena the Warrior Princess, comes from here …” - U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, joint news conference with New Zealand Prime Minister Jenny Shipley, in Auckland “QUOTATION n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.” –Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/24 "2000-07-20T20:27:24Z")
**Would you rather…** _have a purple cloud of dust appear when you flatulate?_ OR - have a nervous compulsion whereupon meeting the parents of a date or spouse, you say quite happily, “Hello. How are you? Give me the salmon or I will desroy you”? be double jointed? \* OR \*have near invincibility at Connect Four? take all your showers naked in a store front window for a month\* OR _masturbate in front of your fourth-grade teacher?_ Okay, enough of the would-you-rathers as a sig option. Let me think up something that might be interesting. Or i can just pull some quotes out of my ass for ya. “Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” - Aldous Huxley “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” - Sigmund Freud “Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.” - Jules de Gaultier “Be alert…the world needs more lerts.” Okay, that’s enough for now. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/25 "2000-07-20T20:43:50Z")
Keep 'em coming. I appreciate all of the suggestions so far. I am no closer to finalizing a sig, so there is still plenty of time to up that post count. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/26 "2000-07-20T21:13:53Z")
How about some I would rathers? I would rather have sex with a rusty fishhook. I would rather date my shoe. I would rather chew glass. Dammit, I have a lot more, they just haven’t come to mind yet. I’ll keep ya posted. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/27 "2000-07-20T21:22:47Z")
I’m sure I’ll be hit for this, but: No, I really can sing! I’m Mulli of Mulli Vanulli! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/28 "2000-07-21T03:34:12Z")
I like this one, but I’m not sure how it does out of context: “The two of them together couldn’t take France in a fair fight, and just about _anybody_ can take France.” from _Callahan’s Legacy_ ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/29 "2000-07-21T03:43:56Z")
“Between stimulus and response is a space. Within that space lies our freedom to choose.” - Viktor Frankl ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/30 "2000-07-21T05:04:19Z")
A few ideas: ‘I’m not sure which Mull-tiple personality is talking.’ ‘Sigs are for sissies’ ‘Sig disabled’ ‘See above’ ‘When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie…THAT HURTS!’ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/31 "2000-07-25T06:05:29Z")
Here’s a line I just ran across that’s just _dying_ to be in someone’s sig. “Am I being sinister enough, or should I wrap myself in a cloak and snigger?” --Shan yos’Galan. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/32 "2000-07-25T06:23:19Z")
I liked the one Rift had for awhile: “It takes a great deal of effort to be THIS condascending” Some other quotes: Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. -Anthony Sherratt The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there were lots of mice playing, 'cuz the cat was dead. - Richard Cazinzky (who I think is a character not a real person) The meek shall inherit the earth.The rest of us will go to the stars. - Anthony Sherratt You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. - Al Capone The shortest distance between two points is under construction. What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there’s nothing to compare it with. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/33 "2000-07-25T06:24:33Z")
Or: don’t reply to this thread anymore ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/34 "2000-07-25T07:32:23Z")
How about: “Mul-li-na-tor: Not quite a mule, and not quite an alligator.” ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/35 "2000-07-25T07:39:13Z")
Or how bout: “After a while, crocadile.” Get it? A response to “See you later Mullinator”. It might take them a few seconds to get it, but it might be worth it. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/36 "2000-07-25T07:47:19Z")
Or you could make it easier for them by just sigging with “See you later Mullinator.” God, I’m just stock-full of bad puns, aren’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/37 "2000-07-25T11:15:26Z")
I don’t know why, but Freak’s offering of > [@](#): > > “Mul-li-na-tor: Not quite a mule, and not quite an alligator.” made me laugh outloud the most. I think I’ll have to go with that one (at least for a little while.) Congrats Freak, you win the big prize. Be sure to watch your mailbox closely. I’ll find your address. I assume you are listed in the phone book under Freak, F. Thanks to all who participated. I will probably rotate a few of these in and out for a while, at least until I get too lazy to do so. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452/38 "2000-07-25T12:45:06Z")
how about: Love Is: 2 Naked 8 year olds rolling around in a flower bush. (After those Idiotic “Love IS” cartoons) or maybe, from the Simpsons Homer: “This is the worst Party Ever” Marge: “Not really. Remember that New YEars Eve party at Lenny’s? He didnt even have a clock.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-my-sigline/25452.md?page=1)