# Create your own Law & Order spinoff **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 2, 2020, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871 "2020-04-02T10:37:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/61 "2020-04-07T15:44:10Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I was going to say that I don’t care what new concept they come up with for a series, as long as Dr. Rodgers can be in it. Did you see her appearance on Community when they parodied Law and Order? I read that the actress enjoyed the show so much she paid her own expenses to go and shoot her scene, in which her character… did an “autopsy” on a plant. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/62 "2020-04-08T12:24:30Z")
Law & Order: Jerusalem One detective is Jewish, the other Muslim. There’s so many ways this can go. 1. They kill each other first episode. 2. They both have enough contempt for Palestinians to get along. 3. They have to keep abreast of all the Jewish, Christian and Muslim religious laws, customs and rights, because virtually everywhere they step is holy to somebody. 4. They have to get involved with 2000 year old clan feuds. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/63 "2020-04-08T15:01:38Z")
Law and Order: Appalachia (with story arcs including Hatfields and the McCoys (distant relatives to Jack), inbreeding and the Kentucky Blue Blue People) ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/64 "2020-04-08T15:09:30Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > _Law & Order: Toronto_ > > They get one murder every four or five episodes. Most of the stories are about car theft and vandalism. Or people honking at someone who won’t make a left on red. Or eat their salad with their dinner fork. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/65 "2020-04-08T15:10:45Z")
Which give me an idea for my contribution to the parody portion of this thread: L&O: Grammar Police! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/66 "2020-04-08T15:18:10Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > Did you see her appearance on Community when they parodied Law and Order? I read that the actress enjoyed the show so much she paid her own expenses to go and shoot her scene, in which her character… > > did an “autopsy” on a plant. I haven’t seen that, but it sounds good. “I won’t know the exact cause of death until I do the autopsy, but it looks like someone ripped this plant out of the ground while it was still alive.” Something like that? ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/67 "2020-04-08T18:48:38Z")
_Bylaw and Order: Planning Commission_ - A crack team of hardened inspectors put their lives on the line daily, battling criminals who don’t mow their lawns, or violate stream easements. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/68 "2020-04-08T18:57:38Z")
Law & Order: Home Owners Association. Covers all those ridiculously minor conflicts, such as when a resident puts out the garbage can the night before pickup rather than in the morning as the HOA rules specify. Or another resident paints his shutters the wrong shade of green. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/69 "2020-04-08T21:06:05Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Law & Order: Home Owners Association. Covers all those ridiculously minor conflicts, such as when a resident puts out the garbage can the night before pickup rather than in the morning as the HOA rules specify. Or another resident paints his shutters the wrong shade of green. Like on Burn Notice, when Sam pretended to be from the HOA, and was kneeling in the yard with a ruler, measuring the length of the grass. Hmmm, if they can get Bruce Campbell, I’d watch that. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871/70 "2020-04-08T22:11:26Z")
Can’t believe no one’s thought of this yet: _Law & Order: SDMB_. Ripped from the archives of the Dope, watch mods cornfield spammers, drop the ban hammer on trolls, and shine their jackboots. With Richard Belzer as **Colibri** , Ice-T as **Miller** , Mayim Bialik as **TubaDiva** , and Andy Serkis as the squid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-law-order-spinoff/850871.md?page=3)