# Create your own movie title and tagline. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 23, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366 "2005-11-23T04:42:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/1 "2005-11-23T04:42:41Z")
Darkness Triumphant _Hail, victory._ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/2 "2005-11-23T12:52:37Z")
**The Classified Ads II** _This time, it’s Personals_ ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/3 "2005-11-23T16:41:36Z")
**The Righteous Hammer** _Evil gets nailed._ ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/4 "2005-11-23T18:19:35Z")
**ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE DYSLEXICS** _Forces of evil untie_ ---
**Author:** ![VegaBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee7513/32.png) [@VegaBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegaBean)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/5 "2005-11-23T20:28:02Z")
King Kong Gets Spayed _…this time it’s personal!_ ---
**Author:** ![VegaBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee7513/32.png) [@VegaBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegaBean)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/6 "2005-11-23T20:31:07Z")
:smack: can’t believe I said that. I’d been planning to use a female monster and blanked. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/7 "2005-11-24T17:49:12Z")
**The Billiard Hall From Hell** _Just when you thought it was safe for a rousing game of three-cushion…_ ---
**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/8 "2005-11-24T18:28:41Z")
**Attack of the Vampire Toads: Gurbot’s Revenge** _If you love movies, this is one._ ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/9 "2005-11-24T18:36:30Z")
**Undead United** _Unrelenting, Unstoppable, Unliving - Unreal._ (Unbelievable!) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/10 "2005-11-24T18:41:14Z")
**The Monster From Human Resources** _This time it’s personnel!_ ---
**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/11 "2005-11-24T18:49:12Z")
**The Yankovic Spelling Bee** _“This time it’s ‘Person’ Al”_ ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/12 "2005-11-24T19:03:43Z")
The Reverend Albert Ronander Story _This Time it’s [Parson Al](http://www.firstchurchofharwich.org/ministerhistory.htm)_ ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/13 "2005-11-24T19:05:12Z")
Indian Poll Tax: The Movie _This time it’s per Sunil…_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/14 "2005-11-24T19:10:48Z")
**Lone Zombie** (A lonely zombie searches for love among the living.) Tagline: _Necrophilia means never having to say good-bye._ **The Bakery Thief** Tagline: _Betty Crocker takes the cake!_ **Monkey Business** Tagline: _King Kong goes ape!_ ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/15 "2005-11-24T19:28:22Z")
The Sequel II: More Of The Same “You liked the first one, you’ll love this one.” St. Swithins Day “All the other holidays were taken.” Bambo “This time Bambi fights back.” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/16 "2005-11-24T19:44:08Z")
**The Yankees’ Diseases II: Photophobia** Thus team is per sun ill. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/17 "2005-11-24T21:19:06Z")
**SAT’s Revenge** _This time it’s percentiles…_ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/18 "2005-11-24T21:24:04Z")
**Einstein Versus the Textual Interpreters** This time it’s parsin’, Al. ---
**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/19 "2005-11-24T21:29:25Z")
**Herbal Dead 2: The Brewery Murders** _This Thyme! It’s poison ale._ ---
**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366/20 "2005-11-24T21:56:27Z")
**The Tijuana Water Drinkers (Director’s Cut)** _This time it’s personae ail._ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-movie-title-and-tagline/332366.md?page=2)