# Create your own WoW items. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 30, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371 "2005-11-30T14:29:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/1 "2005-11-30T14:29:13Z")
I think Blizzard should institute an item making contest with monthly winners. The prize could be one month free or something and the pleasure of seeing your item implimented. With the mythical Third Leg weapon in mind, I’ve come up with a few. Elastic Pants of Thanksgiving. Leather -6 agility - 8 spirit Viagrian Boner One handed mallet 30-100 damage Max damage for first 10 seconds with sudden drop to min damage after. Fields of Sally’s Tears Earring Makes mob like you. Really, really like you. Lowers aggro to 0 until you strike. I had a lot more but these are all I can think of right now. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/2 "2005-12-01T01:37:34Z")
I cannot believe I’m the only one who does this. Good Lord, the only thing keeping me from the Geek Crown is that I never bit the head off a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/3 "2005-12-01T01:59:34Z")
Shield of Pre-School: makes any attack bounce off and return to the attacker. Sword of Distraction: Will do a random type of damage, and never the same kind to the same enemy twice. Tiny Hammer of Destruction: A very small mace that does incredible damage. It is pink and sparkly, with little butterflies always floating around it. Smoking Jacket: A snazzy dinner jacket that constantly emits smoke (duh) thus increasing your chances to dodge, as well as increasing your charisma and drastically reducing fire damage. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/4 "2005-12-01T02:14:20Z")
**Munchkin sword:** main hand / sword 1000-2000 damage / speed 0.01 +100% chance for critical hit +800 Strength +800 Stamina +800 Spirit (no Charisma or Intellect bonuses, though) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/5 "2005-12-01T02:21:17Z")
Holy cats. :eek: As I’m writing this, one of the Google-generated ads at the bottom of the page is for Gold Futures Contracts. Not the kind of Gold Futures Contracts they trade in the Chicago Mercantile commodities exchange. Futures contracts for **in-game** World of Warcraft gold! “Lock in your price now! The longer the contract, the cheaper the price!” Well, that settles it. _The Matrix_ should be arriving by the end of the decade. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/6 "2005-12-01T02:28:46Z")
Sir Ghey’s Silver Bottom Stopper Held in off-hand 70% chance of critical strike to any player who types “that’s so gay!” in chat, unless said player is commenting on people of the same sex having sex together. Ingrate’s Desserts Wand Healers only: Sucks the life out of anyone who repeatedly screams HEAL ME! to a healer in an improptu party. ---
**Author:** ![Basandre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@Basandre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Basandre)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/7 "2005-12-01T05:28:32Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > With the mythical Third Leg weapon in mind, I’ve come up with a few. Mythical Third Leg? You mean Wirt’s Third Leg? It’s not mythical - it’s a nice 40-ish blue mace. My SO’s rogue is using it now, with the demonslaying enchant. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/8 "2005-12-01T05:47:31Z")
> [@Basandre](#): > > Mythical Third Leg? You mean Wirt’s Third Leg? It’s not mythical - it’s a nice 40-ish blue mace. My SO’s rogue is using it now, with the demonslaying enchant. Wirt’s Leg is actually a shout-out to the original Diablo, an older Blizzard product. Wirt was the kid who always had some shadily-gotten items to sell you. He only had one leg because Diablo’s minions ate his other one. He wore a peg-leg, thus the club of that name. Okay, my turn: Paladin’s Refuge Trinket Use: Casts Divine Protection and Hearths, both as instants. Shaman’s Taunt Trinket Use: Speaks, in Common, the following phrase: “How many rogues does it take to kill a Paladin? Two: One to start the fight and one to wait stealthed in the inn at Ironforge.” Target Paladin must resist nature magic or start crying. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/9 "2005-12-01T13:30:54Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Viagrian Boner > One handed mallet > 30-100 damage > Max damage for first 10 seconds with sudden drop to min damage after. This item comes with a warning: Warning: Always consult your doctor before using the Viagrian Boner. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, and lack of appetite. Should max damage persist for more than four hours then seek medical attention. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/10 "2005-12-01T13:53:42Z")
Mage Fix Soulbound Unique Consumable Class: Mage Use: Give the mage invisibility. Mage cannot attack, be attacked, interact with objects or speak while invisible. Effect is permanent. If not used within 7 days, this item will consume itself, giving the mage the above effet. Cannot be sold, put in bank, or destroyed. Will appear in the inventory of all mages when our patch finally comes around. Vending Machine Unique Use: Summons a gnome to follow the player around, giving out free food and water to all group members. ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-own-wow-items/333371/11 "2005-12-01T14:22:27Z")
Nothing to add really, I just wanted to take the oportunity to try again to kickstart [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=341223)