# Create your pornstar name! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 6, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263 "2000-12-06T04:16:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/1 "2000-12-06T04:16:30Z")
If you were a pornstar, what name would you use? Mine would be… **Dick Brown** ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/2 "2000-12-06T04:57:38Z")
**Big Red** ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/3 "2000-12-06T05:00:41Z")
**Big Penis.** ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/4 "2000-12-06T05:09:51Z")
Nah, too obvious. I’m thinking something more subtle, like… **Holden McGroin** And here’s some FEMALE pornstar names, in the “Pussy Galore” tradition… \*\* Cherry Popping Luscious Bush Velvet Staynes Chastity Locke Gladys Swallows\*\* and the asian phenomena… **Mercy Mee** ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/5 "2000-12-06T05:23:32Z")
**Jack Batty** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/6 "2000-12-06T05:25:30Z")
From “Married With Children” **Rocky Mountains** “Who’s man enough to climb the Rockies?” -Ashley ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/7 "2000-12-06T05:29:23Z")
Here’s a nice name for muscular guys who do gay porn: **BROWNEYE BRONSON** ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/8 "2000-12-06T05:31:47Z")
what if you already have one? broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/9 "2000-12-06T05:32:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ashtar \* > \*\*From “Married With Children” > **Rocky Mountains** > “Who’s man enough to climb the Rockies?” > \*\* She’s a REAL pornstar, called “Letha Weapons”! ---
**Author:** ![Random\_Scrub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@Random\_Scrub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random_Scrub)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/10 "2000-12-06T05:32:57Z")
**Hugh Mungus.** ~Anthony, Just a Random Scrub. ---
**Author:** ![richman2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@richman2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/richman2)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/11 "2000-12-06T05:36:23Z")
**richman12**! ---
**Author:** ![stifferd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@stifferd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stifferd)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/12 "2000-12-06T06:06:48Z")
stifferd ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/13 "2000-12-06T06:40:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uniball \* > \*\*If you were a pornstar, what name would you use? Mine would be… > > **Dick Brown** \*\* I always thought **Rip Torn** would be a great name for a gay porno actor. Marc ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/14 "2000-12-06T07:31:31Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by MGibson \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I always thought **Rip Torn** would be a great name for a gay porno actor.\*\* And don’t even get me started on **Dick Van Dyke** … ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/15 "2000-12-06T07:42:48Z")
Symour Khunt Clint Taurus Ben Dover Saxon Rampage Slick Willy 😃 I actually went to college with a girl whose last name was “Flesh”. Her full name sounded just like a porn stars. Unfortunately she wasn’t “that” kind of girl. ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/16 "2000-12-06T08:23:39Z")
There’s already a guy called Ben Dover. He’s an english director, and looks a lot like Rod Steward. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/17 "2000-12-06T09:01:36Z")
Supple Peaks or Pussy Ivey ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/18 "2000-12-06T15:13:48Z")
**miles long** ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/19 "2000-12-08T20:55:24Z")
**Anal McSex** ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/20 "2000-12-08T21:14:38Z")
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