# Create your pornstar name! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 6, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263 "2000-12-06T04:16:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/21 "2000-12-08T23:37:01Z")
Hugh G. Rection Rod Stiffler Dick Richards (friend of mine in a band actually used that as an alias) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/22 "2000-12-08T23:46:05Z")
Someone did a thread some time ago about this, and what you did is to take the name of your childhood pet, and the street you grew up on, and that was your pornstar name. Mine was Scamper Sunset, and I think it would do nicely. In the unlikely event that I was ever interested in being a porn star, that is. Like for instance, when PIGS FLY! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/23 "2000-12-09T03:16:50Z")
Mike Oxbig here. Just waiting for my close-up. ---
**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/24 "2000-12-09T03:51:11Z")
It seems to me that we did something like this before, but that’s o.k. because I crack up every time I read it. I had one in the last thread like this and I’m keeping it. Without further ado, appearing on the big screen, in Technicolor is: **Mugzie DelRio** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/25 "2000-12-09T06:42:16Z")
Goodfellatio. ---
**Author:** ![orr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@orr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orr)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/26 "2000-12-09T06:51:05Z")
**Ronny Rection** Or more realistically: **Jack Knopf** ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/27 "2000-12-09T16:17:04Z")
Spanky Cleanpipes Jimmy Thehat Peter Johnson McSchlong Hugh G. Cox Flappy Longsack Buster Lumpy ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/28 "2000-12-09T19:15:24Z")
**Cock Johnson III, Esq.** **Harry Reams** (I think this is a real pornstar, but I still like it) **Tina Taint** And I might add that **Uniball** would be a good one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/29 "2000-12-09T19:20:14Z")
Buster Highmen ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/30 "2000-12-10T01:05:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uniball \* > \*\*There’s already a guy called Ben Dover. He’s an english director, and looks a lot like Rod Steward. \*\* ??? Isn’t Rod Steward already a good name for a porn star? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/31 "2000-12-10T01:13:24Z")
> [@](#): > > And don’t even get me started on Dick Van Dyke Formerly known as Richard Von Lesbos---- ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/32 "2000-12-10T01:19:18Z")
Dick Anaconda Lickety Split ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/33 "2000-12-10T02:34:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Someone did a thread some time ago about this, and what you did is to take the name of your childhood pet, and the street you grew up on, and that was your pornstar name. > > \*\* Do they make comedic porn movies? If so, I present you… **Colonel Minnehaha!** ---
**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/34 "2000-12-10T03:57:08Z")
What about \*\* Mike Hunt \*\* ?? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/35 "2000-12-10T04:39:00Z")
**Davey Crotchett** ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/36 "2000-12-10T17:34:48Z")
Ben Dover’s co-star: **Phil McAvity** ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/37 "2000-12-10T19:13:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by headshok \* > \*\* > And I might add that **Uniball** would be a good one. 🙂 \*\* Nah. Sounds handicapped. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/38 "2000-12-11T05:08:08Z")
_Uniball_-sounds like an obscene James Bond flick! ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/39 "2000-12-11T05:16:12Z")
Using the “first pet’s name, mother’s maiden name” formula, my pornstar name is… …wait for it… **Licorice Chambers**. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/40 "2000-12-11T05:19:00Z")
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