# Create your pornstar name! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 6, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263 "2000-12-06T04:16:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/41 "2000-12-11T06:38:59Z")
I used the method mentioned twice earlier and came up with… **Muffin Fernwood** Sounds too debonair if you ask me. 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/42 "2000-12-11T07:13:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*_Uniball_-sounds like an obscene James Bond flick! > > \*\* Dude, THUNDERball is even more porny! ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/43 "2000-12-11T12:52:21Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45624](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45624) ---
**Author:** ![Devorzhum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Devorzhum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Devorzhum)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/44 "2000-12-11T13:08:30Z")
Here’s a few… ``` Buster Hymens Dick Spitz The Cunning Linguist Jimmy Hatrix George W. Bush AL Gore Harry Longfellow Wanda Lust Cherry Nevermore Chester Feely Upton Slitz ``` ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/45 "2001-07-01T05:17:53Z")
I don’t really mean to resurect an old thread but I heard a good one the other day. Introducing **Barry McKockener** , a fine Irish _actor_ who is a _big_ hit with the ladies. [sub]we now return you to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/46 "2001-07-01T06:46:54Z")
Buck Naked, Professional Cocksman ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/47 "2001-07-01T07:10:01Z")
Gotta be Doug Holes. If I use the pet and mother’s maiden name I end up with Sugar Morales. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/48 "2001-07-01T13:11:34Z")
If I do the pet name/street thing, I get Lucky Branch. Nah. I dunno what MINE would be, but my favorite comedic porn characters (I haven’t written the stories yet, but I’m working on it) are outgoing bisexual city girl Kinki Lezbon, and Randy Farmhand - the cowboy who shows her true love. Oh, and in the Shakespearian one, of course there’s Fellatio. (“There are more things in heaven and earth, Fellatio, that can be inserted into your anus…”) ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/49 "2001-07-01T15:45:09Z")
Go here for your very own pornstar name. [http://members.tripod.com/~Carter\_Phillips/name.html](http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html) Wee Willy Throb here. Sadly, it’s rather appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/50 "2001-07-01T17:09:45Z")
AlbertHose ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/51 "2001-07-01T17:10:58Z")
mpet’s name and mother’s maiden name… hi i’m Misha Mansbacher it doesn’t get much better than that. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/52 "2001-07-02T04:31:10Z")
Randy Gaiman Sofonda Peters ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/53 "2001-07-02T05:05:03Z")
**Gracie Lou Freebush** anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/54 "2001-07-02T05:06:47Z")
If I use the pet/street name formula the best one I come up with is: Ceasar Warner! Can’t really think of anything better at the moment. As an aside, I used to live on a road that would make a great last name for a female porn star: Mount Herman! (Though, I suppose I gay male could use it as well.) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/55 "2001-07-02T05:10:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \* > \*\*If I use the pet/street name formula the best one I come up with is: Ceasar Warner! Can’t really think of anything better at the moment. As an aside, I used to live on a road that would make a great last name for a female porn star: Mount Herman! (Though, I suppose I gay male could use it as well.) \*\* That should be “Though, I suppose **a** gay male could use it as well.” Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/56 "2001-07-02T18:00:59Z")
**Kelsey Faulkner** is my pet-street name. Hmmm…I like the ‘Kelsey’ part, but ‘Faulkner’ just sounds too intellectual. (All of the street names in my subdivision are after authors.) Did anyone see _Deep End of the Ocean_ where the social worker or something (played by Whoopi Goldberg) was named **Candy Bliss**? As for my porn name, I gotta say I like **FireUnderpantsBoobs**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/57 "2001-07-02T18:15:12Z")
For an oriental guy, how about **Wang Long**? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/58 "2001-07-02T18:57:21Z")
Phil McCrackup Peter Goesinya Dick Trickle (oddly enough, there is a race car driver with this name) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/59 "2001-07-02T19:02:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by irishgirl \* > \*\*mpet’s name and mother’s maiden name… > > \*\* How about mine: Rebel Van Horn? ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/60 "2001-07-02T20:58:11Z")
I always thought that “DICK NIXON” had a nice ring to it . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263.md?page=4)