# Create your pornstar name!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 6, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263 "2000-12-06T04:16:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![City\_Gent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a87d85/32.png) [@City\_Gent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/City_Gent)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/61 "2001-07-02T23:17:57Z")

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Somebody on the radio gave the formula as your middle name and the street you grew up on, which would make me **Myron Ohio** – sounds more like a porn accountant than a porn star.

I’d much rather be **Pelvis Wrestly**

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/62 "2001-07-02T23:32:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \*  
> \*\*Using the “first pet’s name, mother’s maiden name” formula, my pornstar name is…
> 
> …wait for it…
> 
> **Licorice Chambers**. \*\*

mine would be…  
dun-dun-dun  
…LuLu Davis

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/63 "2001-07-03T00:40:19Z")

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Using 1st pet’s name and street, I get:

Zeke Factory.

Which is so-so. But if Zeke hadn’t been my first dog, I would have “Farkle Factory” I don’t know if that’s better or worse.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/create-your-pornstar-name/44263/64 "2001-07-03T00:59:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*  
> Dick Trickle (oddly enough, there is a race car driver with this name)  
> \*\*

And there is also a race car sponsored by Viagra.

In a perfect world, Dick Trickle would drive that Viagra car. There is no justice.

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