# Creationism questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [February 11, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837 "2000-02-11T03:27:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/201 "2000-02-27T03:22:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Cooper:  
> \*\*Satan, you may as well ask every Christian why they don’t believe in the mormon bible, or the muslim scripture.

Just an editing suggestion, Cooper. Perhaps you should say “Mormon scriptures” as the Mormon Bible is the KJV Bible.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/202 "2000-02-27T03:34:00Z")

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hardcore posted 02-11-2000 11:46 AM

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> What do you think happened to the dinosaurs? And all other extinct forms of life?

To which, batgirl posted 02-11-2000 11:49 AM in reply

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> Died in the flood.

Oh, the horrible irony of it! Now, batgirl, perhaps you’re aware of the Old Testament’s Book of Genesis, in particular verses 19, 20 and 22, which say (bolding mine):

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> (19) **And of every living thing of all flesh** , two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, **to keep them alive** with thee; they shall be male and female.  
> (20) Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of **every creeping thing of the earth** after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.  
> (22) Thus did Noah; **according to all that God commanded him, so did he**.

So which was it? Did the dinosaurs take the trip with Noah or did they die in the flood in contradiction to the verses I just cited above?

What I am now wondering is why you don’t believe those verses (see your statement about “died in the flood”) yet defend the creation story as fact.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/203 "2000-02-27T04:42:00Z")

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Posted by me:

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> perhaps you’re aware of the Old Testament’s Book of Genesis

Should read:

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> perhaps you’re aware of the Old Testament’s Book of Genesis, Chapter 6,

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**Author:** ![Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/204 "2000-02-27T22:57:00Z")

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> Originally posted by cmkeller:  
> \*\* Or is it a third-person story of some lost tribe?\*\*

the BoM is a first-person account. In any event, do you believe that the Japanese are descended from Amaterasu? Judaism isn’t the only religion with an oral tradition.

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> If the Mormon claim matches up in that regard as well, I would at least confront my rabbis with the issue and see what they have to say about it, and ask (contrary to DavidB’s ever-cynical opinion) why our claim is, in their opinion, to be accorded greater credence.

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I’m not sure David’s opinion is entirely off target:

Judaism: The event at Sinai presents such overwhelming evidence for Judaism that all the overwhelming evidence is completely trumped by it, and has to be accomodated through extreme intellectual gymnastics involving discarding Popperian falsifiability and Occam’s razor.

Mormonism: if the Mormons are descended from witnesses of a Sinai-like event, then I’ll have to ask my rabbis why it doesn’t measure up.

Why strain at the gnat and swallow the camel? What sort of evidence could the rabbis possibly produce that could be greater than the evidence against your beliefs?  
While I’m here, I wanted to ask batgirl: any progress? also, what sort of research are you doing on my questions? ie are you looking up papers on the proteins in question in order to formulate your own explanation, or are you looking at creationist sources?

-Ben

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**Author:** ![Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/205 "2000-02-27T23:00:00Z")

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I wanted to ask CMKeller something else:

do you believe in young-earth geology, or do you believe in a deceptively old-looking young earth? If you believe in the former, then why does the earth have a magnetic field?

-Ben Sandler

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**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/206 "2000-02-28T06:40:00Z")

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The young-earth creationists make a specific, testable assertions: The earth, and the universe as a whole, was created about 5600 years ago.

I’ve been through this thread twice, and I haven’t seen anyone on the pro side post any corroborating physical evidence to back up the assertion.

The only arguments I’ve seen resolve to either “abiogenesis is implausible, therefore the Bible must be true” and “the Bible contains some true statements, therefore everything in it must be true” both of which seem pretty obvious fallacies.

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He’s the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor, shouting ‘All Gods are Bastards!’

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**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/207 "2000-02-28T07:20:00Z")

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Sorry, “assertion”

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/208 "2000-02-28T19:39:00Z")

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Single: You forget that the die-hard creationists completely discount any evidence to a millions of years old earth with “That was planted by God to test your faith.”

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/209 "2000-02-29T01:31:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Monty:  
> **Single: You forget that the die-hard creationists completely discount any evidence to a millions of years old earth with "That was planted by God to test your faith."**

And I covered that one when I said that would mean the Universe is like an art forgery, something new made to look old.

What kind of people make art forgeries?

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**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/210 "2000-02-29T05:38:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Monty:  
> **Single: You forget that the die-hard creationists completely discount any evidence to a millions of years old earth with "That was planted by God to test your faith."**

I forget nothing. 😉 Discounting contradictory evidence differs from offering evidence in your favor.

I’m attempting to determine if YE-C proponents are offering a **rational** argument in favor of their asserion, or if they’re just trying to muddy the issue with logical flim-flam. To be fair, I try to view all scientific claims with such scepticism.

Note to YE-C proponents: do not tell me to read the Bible, I’ve read it. Do not tell me to do my own research. You’re the one making the extraordinary claim, you have the burden of proof.

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**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/211 "2000-02-29T05:42:00Z")

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And {bashful}Gee thanks guys!{/bashful} It’s nice for a newbie to be taken seriously!

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He’s the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor, shouting ‘All Gods are Bastards!’

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/212 "2000-02-29T22:37:00Z")

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jab1:

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> In 8:13, we’re told that it’s almost a full year before the waters are completely gone. You honestly think that ice would stay frozen that long?

If the precipitation is cold enough, it could. There’s nothing in the scripture that necessarily indicates that water of uniform warmth fell. While it’s true that in normal conditions, the Arctic breaks up in the summer, that’s under conditions of several months of uninterrupted daylight. The odd weather conditions that prevailed during the flood might have prevented that.

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> Where did the water go?

Most of the waters were not natural, but were from a source referred to as “wellsprings of _Tehom_” Tehom is a Hebrew word which is usually translated as “depths,” but refers to some sort of primordial location, not any Earthly location (it’s referred to in the second verse of Genesis).

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> How did koalas, kangaroos, platypuses and other land-based animals get to Australia from Ararat?..etc.

'Fraid I don’t know, but I can’t resist offering the following zinger for your next line:

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> How did the three-toed sloth…get to South America?

Very, very slowly. 🙂

Monty:

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> The claim to descent has no bearing on the claim of validity for the event on which you’ve been queried.

Not true. The claim to descent is key, since it makes it much less likely that the event could have been totally fabricated.

Let’s suppose, for example, that the Bible was a fake and was introduced to the Jewish nation several hundred years after the supposed events had occurred. Since it’s introduced as something that had happened to their ancestors, the natural reaction would have been, “Why didn’t dad/grandpa/etc. ever tell me about this?” and it wouldn’t have been accepted by the populace as, it turns out, it has been.

On the other hand, if the events described occurred to people with whom the readers of don’t have a direct connection, then it doesn’t have that question above applied to it. Either the audience believes the presenter of the story or it doesn’t.

Ben:

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> In any event, do you believe that the Japanese are descended from Amaterasu?

Beats me. As far as I know, why not? I believe all Jews (other than converts, obviously) are descended from Jacob/Israel.

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> I’m not sure David’s opinion is entirely off target:
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> Judaism: The event at Sinai presents such overwhelming evidence for Judaism that all the overwhelming evidence is completely trumped by it, and has to be accomodated through extreme intellectual gymnastics involving discarding Popperian falsifiability and Occam’s razor.
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> Mormonism: if the Mormons are descended from witnesses of a Sinai-like event, then I’ll have to ask my rabbis why it doesn’t measure up.

Ben, I’m not a Rabbi myself. When it comes to questions of religion, I ask one, and this is a question related to religion. If I don’t find their answer satisfactory, I can deal with it as I choose. But I’m certainly not going to throw over the teachings of people I’ve known personally my entire life based on what some semi-anonymous person on a message board whose posts I’ve seen for a month without even consulting them to ask for their opinions.

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> Why strain at the gnat and swallow the camel? What sort of evidence could the rabbis possibly produce that could be greater than the evidence against your beliefs?

All I can say to that is, you haven’t seen the kind of depth and wisdom contained in the Torah that I have been taught. I’m not going to try to encapsulate a dozen years of Talmudic studies on a message board. But do bear in mind that I do not discard the evidence of Earth’s age. I accommodate it. Admittedly, the logic seems a bit strained, especially to one who does not find the Torah and Talmud to be compelling, but the logic accommodates both sets of evidence rather than discards one for the sake of the other.

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> do you believe in young-earth geology, or do you believe in a deceptively old-looking young earth?

As I’ve said numerous times before, I’m in the latter camp.

Jab1:

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> What kind of people make art forgeries?

Those who want the beauty of the art, but don’t feel the need to go through the process that the original artwork entailed.

Chaim Mattis Keller

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/213 "2000-03-01T03:18:00Z")

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What kind of people make art forgeries?

Criminals.

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\>\<DARWIN\>  
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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/214 "2000-03-01T03:29:00Z")

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\< SIGH \>

I just received an e-mail from a high school sophomore who said she (I think) saw my message on this board (didn’t say which message or which thread or anything) and wanted my help to point her towards research that would help her disprove “the Big Bang theory of evolution.”

First, we obviously have a reading comprehension problem here if she thinks I’m out to disprove either the Big Bang or evolution. Second, we have a basic failure in the understanding of science, considering that the Big Bang has _nothing_ to do with evolution.

Man oh man oh man…

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Ignorance is Bliss.  
Reality is Better.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/215 "2000-03-01T04:52:00Z")

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> Not true. The claim to descent is key, since it makes it much less likely that the event could have been totally fabricated.
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> Let’s suppose, for example, that the Bible was a fake and was introduced to the Jewish nation several hundred years after the supposed events had occurred. Since it’s introduced as something that had happened to their ancestors, the natural reaction would have been, “Why didn’t dad/grandpa/etc. ever tell me about this?” and it wouldn’t have been accepted by the populace as, it turns out, it has been.

Incorrect. There’s apparently no problem, as you show with your comment “why not?” regarding the old Japanese claim to descent from a goddess, with folks accepting stuff that is obviously fable. More evidence for that can be found with the acceptance of the Greem myths and many myths around the world in other societies. Another interesting theory is that the original recipients of the story saw it as a really good, and a moral/ethical, story-lesson. Perhaps 'twas the folks who arrived on the scene later who decided it was the inerrant facts of the matter.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/216 "2000-03-01T05:42:00Z")

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That should be “Greek myths” and not “Greem myths” above.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/217 "2000-03-01T15:47:00Z")

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jab1:

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> What kind of people make art forgeries?
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> Criminals.

No, people who sell art forgeries as real, or pass off other people’s work as their own are criminals. There’s nothing criminal about creating an imitation of, say, “The Scream,” including a document that says “This is an imitation,” rather than going through the bother and expense of obtaining the Munsch (sp?) original.

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> First, we obviously have a reading comprehension problem here if she thinks I’m out to disprove either the Big Bang or evolution.

I can’t believe you’re sighing. Personally, I’m falling off my seat with laughter. 😃

Monty:

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> Incorrect. There’s apparently no problem, as you show with your comment “why not?” regarding the old Japanese claim to descent from a goddess, with folks accepting stuff that is obviously fable.

Well, I can’t claim to be intimately familiar with the Japanese legend, but the fact is that if the being in question was a physical creature, then it doesn’t fit my definition of “G-d” anyway. Judaism does recognize that there have, throughout history, been people who were capable of special magic (Pharaoh’s magicians, for instance) or might (e.g., Goliath the Philistine), so as far as I know, the Japanese could be descended from a single, extraordinary individual (or a pair thereof). So to me, your “obvious fable” could be “potential fact.”

Chaim Mattis Keller

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/218 "2000-03-02T06:27:00Z")

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CMK: Yeah, it is funny, but it’s also just so, I dunno, disgusting. I mean, this kid can’t even read enough of a lousy message to figure out which “side” I’m on – this is what constitutes research these days?

I have gotten a number of similar e-mails about the REALL website. Somebody will do a search for “psychic” and get a hit on one of our articles. Then, apparently without even bothering to read said article, they will fire off an e-mail to me asking if I can refer them to a good psychic so they can find their missing dog/child/whatever. I should create a canned response, but so far I’ve sent back e-mails saying that they are better off hiring a private detective if they feel they must do something above and beyond what the police are doing, because there is no such thing as a “good psychic.”

But I digress.

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/219 "2000-03-01T19:37:00Z")

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cmkeller:  
I do not want this to sound too harsh, but I do not see that you have found a way to accomodate scientific discoveries with your religious faith. Your posts make it evident that your faith is unyielding and you warp or selectively discard scientific knowledge in order to fit your reconceptions. Now, you certainly have a right to view the world as you wish, and it is obvious to me that your faith is a vital part of your life. I wish you much happiness. But the word “accomodate” implies that the necessities of each viewpoint have been preserved, and that is not true if you abandon the idea that scientific observation reveals valid truths about the natural world.

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The best lack all conviction  
The worst are full of passionate intensity.  
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**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creationism-questions/17837/220 "2000-03-01T20:23:00Z")

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Spiritus Mundi:

By “accommodate” I mean that I do not try to deny, as some have, the scientific proofs of age in the items in question, on the assumption that some day the whole system of radiocarbon dating will be proven wrong, Hallelujah. I mean that I grant the validity of the science, and assume that G-d made it that way for reasons of his own.

Chaim Mattis Keller

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