# Creative Screen Names You'd Like to See **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861 "1999-12-06T20:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/1 "1999-12-06T20:33:00Z")
If we’ve done this before, forgive me or flame me. I don’t care. Submit the screen names you’d most like to see. * * * “Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I’m worried about the difference between wrong and fun.” ~P.J. O’Rourke~ ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/2 "1999-12-06T20:43:00Z")
AuntWine, as your foil ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/3 "1999-12-06T20:43:00Z")
Well–if this is what you meant–I rather regret not choosing “Penny Dreadful,” “Auntie Christ” or Ida Claire" as my name. Then again, they do sound rather like strippers or drag queens . . . ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/4 "1999-12-06T21:03:00Z")
I have a bunch of cool-sounding web handles that anybody can use, since I’ve already got one. Most are dredged from that hoary part of my brain in which I’m supposed to remember physical science: Black Body Radiation The Heat Death of the Universe Ethyl Acetate Strike and Slip Fault (this could be a good name for a married couple’s account: Mr. Stryke Fawlt and his new wife Slipp) Gibbs Free Energy (funnier if rendered “Gibb’s Free Energy!” like it was some kind of advertisement) Activated Sludge * * * Any similarity in the above text to an English word or phrase is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/5 "1999-12-06T21:07:00Z")
I always thought someone should choose “Cecil Zotti” and start posting mad ramblings, and admit that Cecil and Ed have always been the same person. That could confuse the Teeming Millions! * * * La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit. H. de Livry ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/6 "1999-12-06T21:10:00Z")
I often regret not coming in here as “Oat Willie.” Oat Willie was an old Underground Comix character, created by Gilbert Shelton before he got around to Wonder Wart-Hog and the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. ## He was a skinny guy with a big nose who wore oversized polka-dot boxer shorts, an old-fashioned leather football helmet, and rode around standing in a buckets marked OATS that had two bicycle wheels somehow affixed to it. Uke ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/7 "1999-12-06T21:11:00Z")
Lab-Coat Louie Phrank Phedora John Coltrane Jr. Score: 154 * * * Formerly unknown as “Melanie” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/8 "1999-12-06T21:13:00Z")
Well, I admit, that does sound like an eerily accurate description of you–but wouldn’t that make the use of the name somewhat redundant? –Your Sweet Old Auntie Christ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/9 "1999-12-06T21:13:00Z")
Oop–that was supposed to be an answer to Ike! Mel, how dare you come between us!? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/10 "1999-12-06T21:18:00Z")
Here I was laughing at Flora’s suave mockery of SaxFace, only to find that I was the intended target. Now I know how Tony Curtis felt in that scene in THE GREAT RACE…every time a custard pie was thrown at him, someone else jumped up and caught it right in the kisser. ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/11 "1999-12-06T21:22:00Z")
Sorry, Flo. That tells you how fast I am. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/12 "1999-12-06T21:26:00Z")
Bea Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/13 "1999-12-06T23:01:00Z")
I had a couple handles in my head before I settled on Imthecowgodmoo, such as… Bloody Discharge (sick, I know… but waaaay COOL) SX RX N RR (also makes a great license plate) MAXIM MAN QT Pie Dumb Bass * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genius, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/14 "1999-12-06T23:06:00Z")
Richard Cranium * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/15 "1999-12-06T23:12:00Z")
I was rummaging around in my head & came up with: Katia Jaquinoff. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/16 "1999-12-06T23:17:00Z")
A couple that we came up with in 8th grade Spanish Hermoso Castor which roughly translates to Nice Beaver Ricardo Lapiz which is basically Richard Pencil. Of course being idiotic 8th graders, we shortened it just a tad. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![LiQuiDCRoW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@LiQuiDCRoW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiQuiDCRoW)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/17 "1999-12-06T23:50:00Z")
Master Bates, Norman’s father. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/18 "1999-12-07T00:30:00Z")
I always though a good nick for a lurker would be Grue. * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![putrid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@putrid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/putrid)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/19 "1999-12-07T00:47:00Z")
Now I know where all the good rock band names are going these days. If the intention is to goof on newbies: Straight Dope, Moderator, Administrator, Hairy, not just the president but also a ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/20 "1999-12-07T00:54:00Z")
but a ?? Global Village Idiot [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861.md?page=2)