# Creative Screen Names You'd Like to See **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861 "1999-12-06T20:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LemonGrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@LemonGrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LemonGrl)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/21 "1999-12-07T01:05:00Z")
i like arnold’s idea. “PB4UGo2Bed” is cute. but i saw that on an AOL mailing list, so it’s not creative of me. * * * “I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.” ---
**Author:** ![keystream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a3d4f5/32.png) [@keystream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keystream)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/22 "1999-12-07T02:50:00Z")
A friend of a friend of mine once supposedly had the AOL tag of XcrackbabyX. I thought it was cool, in a completely tasteless sort of way. (Hey, I was in 7th grade) * * * The razor belonged to a man named Occam, and he was _not_ a scar collector. - William S. Burroughs ---
**Author:** ![putrid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@putrid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/putrid)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/23 "1999-12-07T04:22:00Z")
Oh, I should explain my last two? They were specifically designed to appear over the ‘Member’. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/24 "1999-12-07T04:38:00Z")
I always liked " Esmerelduh" * * * The early bird gets the worm but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/25 "1999-12-07T05:02:00Z")
My entries: Synthia Pauncho Captain Cocksmith Dain Bramage Sakkar Cox Phil Phee Dysthanasia ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/26 "1999-12-07T05:50:00Z")
How 'bout Catpain Dylsexia? * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![Cool\_Hand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@Cool\_Hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cool_Hand)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/27 "1999-12-07T05:54:00Z")
Kevin Mitnick ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/28 "1999-12-07T06:11:00Z")
Some I like, from elsewhere: Okai Sosumi Rhett Toric Wretched XS Deja Who? or, Triskadecamus ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/29 "1999-12-07T10:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Lab-Coat Louie What lab coat? ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/30 "1999-12-07T14:06:00Z")
Louie, wow!! Should I get one for you for X-mas? That would fulfill all of my wildest fantasies. XXOO * * * Formerly unknown as “Melanie” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/31 "1999-12-07T14:20:00Z")
Eva Lushun ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/32 "1999-12-07T14:28:00Z")
I may kick myself for this. When I am in a chat room I go by the username of LIONsob. Don’t ask what the sob stands for. Peace t lion * * * * * * " I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? " * * * ---
**Author:** ![BrainWeasel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@BrainWeasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainWeasel)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/33 "1999-12-08T06:09:00Z")
I’m looking for Melanie Haber. _Melanie Haber?_ …Audrey Farber? _Audrey Farber?_ …Susan Underhill? _Susan Underhill?_ How about Betty Joe Bialowski! ## _Oh! You mean Nancy!_ If the field was long enough, I’d be HelpI’mTrappedInAMessageBoard. -BrainWeasel Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage [http://brainweasel.home.att.net](http://brainweasel.home.att.net) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/34 "1999-12-07T19:06:00Z")
SELUR AIXELSYD * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Derfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@Lord\_Derfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Derfel)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/35 "1999-12-07T19:20:00Z")
I’ve always thought “Hung Solo” would be a great porno/screen name for a narcissistic “Star Wars” fan. derfel ---
**Author:** ![putrid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@putrid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/putrid)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/36 "1999-12-07T21:46:00Z")
If you’re trolling for FT fans, yeah, I’m one. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/37 "1999-12-07T22:06:00Z")
“Benjamin Franklin…the only President of the United States…who was NEVER…President of the United States.” * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/38 "1999-12-08T10:14:00Z")
I of course recently changed my user name, so I read through this thread to check for ideas. Here’s my list of names that were considered. The grand prize goes to the first person that can identify the origins of each one. Hint: Some are puns on my name and several have more than one connotation. Adam Weishaupt, Archimedes, Beelzebubba, Bugs Bunny, Bullwinkle, Charles Foster Lime, The Conqueror Worm, Doctor Lao, Edmund Blackadder, Edward de Vere, Emperor Norton, Francis Varney, Gerbert of Aurillac, Honest John, John Dee, Josef Dzhugashvili, K, Kilroy, Lord Ruthven, Mister X, Mohammed Chang, Mort, Mycroft Holmes, Ozymandias, Nick Danger, Professor Ed, Punk Floyd, Rex the Wonder Dog, Ron Nasty, Sidney Reilly, Solon of Athens, Spiny Norman, Tom Joad, The Urban Spaceman, and Verbal Kint Little Nemo (aka Mike King) ---
**Author:** ![Azathoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5daacb/32.png) [@Azathoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azathoth)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/39 "1999-12-08T23:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, I should explain my last two? They were specifically designed to appear over the ‘Member’. Putrid member? * * * I am Chaos, I am alive, and I tell you that you are free. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861/40 "1999-12-09T03:30:00Z")
well, while perusing the pit earlier i realized SOME ‘crumby’ people don’t care much for SN’s that use animal referances. so I offer unto thee something with a little more ‘crunch’ to it… **Matt Z. Baul** * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/creative-screen-names-youd-like-to-see/12861.md?page=3)